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Pervert
He was just a pervert.
He had always seen her. In the corner, blushing like no tomorrow. Always twiddling her fingers together and whispering incoherent words.
Damn it he loved that.
He just couldn't help himself when he stared at those luminous eyes. The eyes he stared at until he remembered to breathe again. She always seemed to take his breath away. Especially when she acknowledged him.
Her cute pink pouting lips, little button nose and luscious indigo hair.
And damn, she had a body to die for!
But he couldn't.
He was just a pervert.
She was slender and young. Yet…
He was hard and old.
He could never figure out why she had this affect on him…
Maybe the Hyuuga have some weird type of genjutsu that he never heard of.
Yeah…that's it.
She did this to him.
That little witch.
But soon, he realized something. He realized that, the Hyuuga clan never had a genjutsu.
He realized that, she, of all people, would never do that.
He also realized that…
He was just a pervert.
An old closet perv that has never been with a woman longer than a single night. Every night, he would dream of those pouting pink lips caressing his own tenderly. Her soft and feeble hands smoothing up and down his body, to feel his muscles ripple under her touch. To hear her scream and moan his name in pure ecstasy. He would wake up with the world's hardest between his legs. He would take an ice cold shower that never seemed to work. And then he would simply get rid of it by jerking himself sore, or when he fell unconscious from the amount of blood coming out his nose. The Come Come Paradise doesn't even appeal to him as much anymore.
Too bad.
But she seemed to have a crush of some sorts for his student.
Guess who?
The number 1.
Hyperactive.
Knuckle-headed ninja.
Uzumaki Naruto.
That's who.
The sad part is…the blonde fool has no idea about it.
Damn it, why wasn't luck on his side?
There was only one reason.
Because he was just a pervert.
But he was beginning to grow less and less shameful as the years went by.
Why?
Because she was getting older. More mature.
Soon she will realize that her childhood crush will never be hers.
Maybe she will seek out someone new…and who knows?
Maybe…just maybe…
Nah.
I'll never happen.
Why?
Because.
He.
Is.
Just.
A.
P.
E.
R.
V.
E.
R.
T.
Duh.