A/N Mwhaha! As you know all good Disney films have their villains, and therefore so must this - so this is the villain chapter with Be Prepared from the Lion King enjoy XD

Syrus sighed and sank unhappily to the ground as his life meter fell to zero. Why did he have to suck at duelling? Okay – he knew he was getting better, the reason he kept loosing was the fact he was constantly on edge – where they going to start singing again? When would they? Would they try and make him sing? Ahh!! What bothered him most was the fact that nobody else seemed to care. It was all too... shocking!

Picking himself up off the ground he readjusted his glasses on the end of his nose and watched his opponent walk off, looking extremely smug. If only he could win – just once, he'd be happy.

However, he supposed he should go tell Jaden about his latest defeat – the other Slifer was probably in the middle of lunch; the place Syrus had been heading before he had just got forced into that duel by the scary Obelisks. Life was so unfair. What he really needed now were his friends to confide in.

Speaking of friends... Syrus heard a very familiar voice drift out of one of the supposedly empty classroom windows.

"And why would you ever want to help me?"

It was Chazz. Syrus sighed, he guessed he should go and say hi to the newly appointed Slifer, even if it did mean he'd get his head bitten off. Moving over to the door he was about to open it when someone answered Chazz's question.

"Why? Well obviously because I could not stand to see Jaden win yet another tournament."

Bastion!? Syrus paused where he stood and edged to the window, silently as he could, wondering what the pair were talking about.

"Heh. But even if he did beat everyone he'd still have to face Zane in the end... No one's ever beaten him – it's obvious that Jaden will loose."

"But I want him crushed. Now. Before he even gets a chance at it..." the British boy replied. Syrus gulped and crawled underneath the window. He sat up slightly to peep inside the room and saw Chazz sitting at the teacher's desk, his feet up on the table, with Bastion facing him, arms folded.

"You don't think I've tried that already?" Chazz sounded bitter, "I couldn't beat him before; I can't now. Simple logic."

"But you're the closest to beating him out of everyone else except for Zane," Bastion argued, "With my brains and your skills I'm sure we can come up with something which will turn Jaden's game inevitably off." Bastion guffawed slightly.

Chazz raised an eyebrow.

Bastion cleared his throat, "Ahem. Just my little joke..."

"You're such a dork."

"Anyway, back to the plan..."

"But I can't see anyway that we can beat him. The guy took on Crowler – and won!"

Syrus couldn't help feeling proud of his best friend, but he also couldn't help feeling that Bastion was twice the psychopath Chazz had ever been – this was so insane.

Out of nowhere a couple of Ra's appeared in the room – they seemed to float up through the floor. Syrus fell over with a squeak, but none of the occupants of the room noticed seeing as the Ra's had suddenly started to chant and play drums.

"I know that you're powers of retention – are as wet as a Slifer's backside," Bastion sang in, in Syrus' opinion, a very, very scary voice, "But thick as you are – pay attention!"

Chazz bristled in his seat; no one spoke to The Chazz, like that!

"My words are a matter of pride..."

The former Obelisk frowned at that, causing Bastion to sigh in a boffiny way.

"It's clear from your vacant expression, the lights are not all on upstairs," he sang tapping Chazz on the side of the head. The other boy tried to swat his hand away but missed and ended up slapping himself on the face. "But we're talking duels and vengeance – even you can't be caught unawares! So prepare for the chance of a lifetime! Be prepared for sensational news!" Bastion had jumped up onto the desks of the classroom and was prancing about with – oh dear god – did he go anywhere with out that pimp cane?! "A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!"

"And where do I feature?" Chazz asked, looking royally pissed off.

"Just – listen to teacher!" Bastion sang maniacally, ruffling Chazz's hair. The youngest Princeton scowled and tired desperately to neaten his hair back out.

"I know it sounds sordid – but you'll be rewarded when at last that Yuki boy's crushed! And injustice deliciously squared – be prepared!" Bastion sang not noticing how angry Chazz was looking, and instead concentrating on how many times he could spin his pimp cane without stopping.

"Yeah be prepared – I'll be prepared..." Chazz added, trying to look like he understood whatever the hell Bastion was going on about.

"For what...?" Syrus muttered to himself outside the room.

"For the end of Jaden!" Bastion finished Chazz's line, poking the boy in the shoulder with his cane.

"What? He dropping out?" Chazz asked, obviously missing the point.

"No! Fool – you're going to beat him! And Zane too..."

"I am? Cool! No Jay! No Jay! Lalalalala!" okay, Syrus decided, Chazz was on drugs.

"Yes! You shall become King of Games!"

"What's in it for you?" Chazz then asked, slyly – so he'd finally grasped the concept.

"You shall be my puppet!" Bastion explained – well, some one was Mr Evil-Genius today. "Stick with me and I'll pull you're strings!" Bastion continued to do a rather insane impression of a puppeteer. It was down right terrifying. Chazz stared.

"Uh great? But I'll be King! Yeah! The Chazz rules!"

"It's great that we'll soon be connected, with a King who'll be all time adored!" the big group of Ra's sang, bowing down to Chazz who posed poutily.

Bastion raised an eyebrow, "Of course – quid pro quo, you're excepted to take certain duties on board..." he added – great so he'd released The Chazz's larger than life arrogance.

"The future is littered with prizes and though I'm the main addressee," Chazz sang pompously, "The point that I must emphasize is," he turned to Bastion haughtily, "YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!!" Bastion squealed and fell off the desks he'd been standing on. Eep.

"So prepare for the coup of the century! Be prepared for the murkiest scam!" Chazz sang, taking Bastion's place on the desk and conducting the Ra's insanely.

"Meticulous planning," Bastion moaned from the floor.

"Tenacity spanning. Decades of denial is simply why I'll be King undisputed, respected – saluted," the Ra's proceeded to salute Chazz like a mini arm, "And see for the wonder I am! Yes my cards and ambitions are bared – be prepared!" he yelled over the Ra's.

"Yes our cards and ambitions are bared – be prepared!" members of the Ra dorm had never been scarier...

"Mwhahahahaa!!" Chazz cackled evilly over the few Ra's who were still playing their instruments.

Syrus yelped slightly at the villainous goings on in the room and ran off to find his best friend...

A/N haha – crappy chapter, but it was fun . Again, thanks too all reviewers, as a special treat you get this update quickly :P. Umm... humdidum thanks to;

Burakku's Shadow – one of my most loyal reviewers I loved your song suggestion, and have no fear it shall be included soon... hope you liked this chapter...

D.D Warrior Lady – who isn't a Chazz fan girl?

Coco Gash Jirachi – I'm glad you stuck with this all the way. It's awesome how you reviewed (nearly) every chapter and you make me laugh :P.

Also thanks to all new reviewers for reviewing and liking it, and you know guys – you're never too old for Disney! Thanks guys – you rock my socks XD