Warning: I decided to add this in, because Cid is in this chapter xD. And he cusses. So yeah…

Disclaimer: I STILL DON'T OWN THEM! –gasp-. BUT I OWN THE HOTEL MANAGER!

Author's Notes: Weeee. I got it out! Yay. I'm not lazy anymore! You have cured me from my laziness!

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"Roxie?" Axel asked, his fingers running through spiky, blonde hair. "You awake yet?"

"Hm." Was Axel's mumbled reply.

"You awake?" Axel repeated.

"Being on top is harder than I thought." Roxas grumbled, turning away from Axel. His cerulean lamps flickered open as he yawned loudly.

Axel laughed, and asked with the slightest trace of sympathy "Is my Roxie regretting it?"

"Not even a little."

"That's good, maybe if you're a good boy I'll let you be on top again." Axel said, nodding. "There's something I've been wanting to tell you,"

"What?"

"Well, um…uh, I…love you." Axel said as his eyes grew hopeful. He turned Roxas over, pressing their noses together as he asked "Do you love me back?"

"I don't have a heart, Axel. I can't love." Roxas told him with a sigh. The only time he did have a heart was when he was with Sora, and when he was with Sora, he loved Riku. But Roxas didn't like Riku that way. Well, he didn't really like Riku period.

"You like me at least, right? Just a little?"

"Well…" Roxas began, "I think you're incredibly sexy, and I enjoy um…sleeping with you, you make me feel all warm and fuzzy, and you're a pretty nice guy underneath the anorexic body of yours."

"Sounds like love to me!" Axel sang, petting 'his' Roxie again.

Roxas grinned and rolled off Axel's bed, green sheets tangled in his limbs. He groaned loudly and complained "I'm not making the bed."

"I don't care, we're just going to sleep in it again." Axel replied with a shrug.

"Good, I hate making beds. Let's get dressed."

"Is there a chance of you taking them off again as soon as they're on?"

"No."

"Not even a little one?"

"Not even a little one." Roxas told him with a glare. "Clothes, now."

"Oh, poo." Axel tossed him the clothes and pulled on a pair of tight black jeans. He also put on a black shirt, the redhead had decided black was his color.

"Jeez, Axel. Your outfit is so depressing." Roxas teased as he pulled on his own black undershirt.

"I'm sorry I don't pick out gay outfits like you." Axel said, rolling his bright green eyes.

"They are not gay! They're trendy!" Roxas argued, shoving his arm through a white over-shirt.

"Trendy my ass…" Axel muttered.

"I heard that." Roxas said, glaring at his boyfriend-thing. "Don't be jealous because I'm hotter than you."

"Oh, that must be it. I'm jealous." He sarcastically replied.

"Oh yes, jealousy is common with people you talk to me. It's because I'm very sexy."

"You keep thinking that."

The two walked out of the house, rolling their eyes at Marluxia's numerous flowers everywhere.

"Hey Axel, do you remember what a Heartless looks like?" Roxas asked, his voice laced with worry.

"Yeah…" Axel answered, his gaze landing on what Roxas was obviously worried about. What were Shadows doing here? "Hang on, Roxie." A black portal appeared before them, and Axel tugged the blonde through it. It was an odd sensation, one Roxas doubted he could get used to. Cold…hot…cold, all at the same time. And on top of that, it felt like your lungs were being squashed and your body was being tugged in every direction. Just when it felt like you would die; either from not being able to breath or pain, it was over. They were in a strange town, and it appeared very deserted.

"This is Traverse Town, Ri-ku! Traverse Town!" Someone yelled, that voice could belong to no one but Sora.

"Guess we're in Traverse Town." Roxas said with a shrug. "Let's go meet up with the - oh. Hi Kairi, you're here too."

The redhead nodded as she wandered into a shop.

"Roxas!" Sora yelled, running to his Other. "Who just walked past you?"

"Kairi." Roxas answered.

"Ohhhh…Riku's gonna be maaad!" Sora giggled, running back to the silver haired male.

"What the fuck are you kids doing here?" Asked a gruff voice.

"Cid!" Sora exclaimed, hardly noticing the old man's cussing and not-so-happy disposition. Nothing could ruin his mood right now. "Destiny Islands was attacked again." He explained.

Cid rubbed his eyes and muttered "Those whacked out animals said some shit about that."

"Ooooh! Donald and Goofy are here?" Sora asked, puppy eyes instantly taking over his face.

"They were, but they left." Cid replied, turning around to face his accessory shop. "Leon! Stop screwing around with Cloud and get your asses out here!" He yelled.

Two men; one blonde and one brunette ran out, the blonde one's hair slightly ruffled.

"Do I even want to know what you two were doing?"

Cloud looked at the ground with a pout, and Leon shook his head. "Training." The brunette man muttered.

"Cid rubbed his forehead, commenting under his breath "Training for more of your ass-fucking…" He gave the two a good glare and continued "Sora says his home was attacked, and he dragged these hooligans with him."

"Hey!" Axel whined. "We're better than Demyx."

"Shut your trap, Sparky." Cid said, directing his glare to the redhead.

"So the world order is in danger again?" Cloud asked quietly.

"What did Leon do? Fuck your brains out?" Cid asked, eyes narrowing. "Yes, the world order is in danger. Again."

A slight pink stained Cloud's cheeks as he faced Sora. "You're the Keyblade master, what do we do?"

"Same as last time I guess." Sora shrugged.

"I'll get a Gummi so you can grab those dopes." Cid grumbled.

"Wait!" Sora said loudly. "I don't need them. I have Riku, Roxas, and Axel."

"And me." A female voice said. "Sora, can I go?" She asked.

"Uh, sure Kairi! Do you have a Gummi big enough, Cid?"

"Yeah, but you better not crash."

"Sora, can Kairi even fight?" Roxas asked. They didn't need a girl slowing them down.

"Yes, I can fight!" Kairi defended, stamping her foot. "And if I can't, someone will save me, right?"

All four boys nodded. Kairi was not one to mess around with, or to anger.

"Good." She said, skipping off again.

"So, Roxie? You want to book a room at the hotel?" Axel asked.

"Sure, it doesn't mean we're sharing a bed, Axie."

"That wasn't on my mind at all." Axel replied as innocently as possible.

Riku snorted and Axel glared at him.

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"Two rooms." Riku said to an old woman at a desk.

She nodded and scribbled something down on a piece pf paper, telling Riku "100 munny, please."

Riku dug through his pocket and handed her the correct amount of coins.

"Red and green are the room colors, sir."

"Hey Sora, come on! We have the red room!"

"Uh, 'Ku, where is Kairi going to stay?"

"Oh snap…" Riku muttered. "What about with Yuffie?"

"That works! Then we get a room all to ourselves!" Sora giggled, giving Kairi directions.

"Young man," The old woman began. Riku turned around. "This is not a hotel where we allow our guests to treat it as a playground."

"I have no clue what you are talking about." Riku told her, a look of false innocence on his face.

"If I hear you and your little boyfriend make any sexual noises, I'll kick you out." She warned, her lips stretching into a thin line.

"Whatever. I'd be more concerned about Axel if I were you." He shrugged, opening the door to the red room.

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Moan.

Deep breathing.

Moan.

Groan.

Terrified scream?

Uh-oh. The scary lady must of gotten them.

"No sexual intercourse in this bed!" She screamed. A freaked out, naked Roxas ran into Sora and Riku's room, hissing "Hide me!"

"Uh." Sora dumbly said.

Roxas dove under the thick blankets as the grey haired woman walked in. "Where is he?" She asked.

"Uh."

"Out the window." Riku said with a slight nod.

She sighed and muttered "This is the last time I let homosexuals in my hotel…"The manager walked out as Sora put on a confused face. "Soooo…we're not kicked out?"

"Nope." Riku answered.

"What are we going to do with Roxas?"

"Let me sleep here!" Roxas whined, kicking what he thought was Sora.

"Axel's going to miss you…" Sora told him.

"Don't care."

"Whatever then," Riku said, laying his head on a fluffy pillow. Sora pouted and whined "Don't kick me again, Roxas." The brunette snuggled against his boyfriend, falling asleep.

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"Cloud, let's try this again." Leon said, sitting next to the blonde.

"I don't want to!"

"You have to try." Leon ordered as nicely as possible. Cloud was so frustrating. "It's not bad, just try."

"Fine." Cloud said, frowning.

"Now, what do you remember?"

"Nothing."

"You're lying, Cloud. Tell me the truth." Leon sighed, anger lacing his words.

"Sora."

"Is that it?"

"No."

"What else do you remember?"

"Sora went to fight Sephiroth, and then he told me where he was. Then Tifa came."

"That's all?"

"No." Cloud sighed. "Then we started to fight, and we disappeared. After that, everything went red, then white."

Leon nodded, telling Cloud "Great job, Cloud. It'll all come back to you soon." Hopefully. Maybe. This was what it had been like since Cloud had come back. Helping Cloud remember, comforting Cloud, keeping Cloud busy, talking to Cloud, making sure Cloud didn't get hurt, Cloud, Cloud, Cloud. It got tiring, and on top of it all, everyone suspected them of being together. Which they sort of were, but it wasn't right for people to assume. Cloud just had…he had a lot of sexual tension, and with Tifa missing, Leon was the only one.

"I'm sorry Leon."

"It's not your fault, Ri-…Cloud."

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The next morning, a tired, angry Axel stood in Sora and Riku's doorway. "Where is my Roxie?" He asked loudly, emphasizing the 'my'.

Riku pointed to a sleeping lump on the end of the bed and Axel walked over, throwing the blankets off of all of them. There was Roxas; rolled up in a ball and sucking his thumb. Aw. "I'll take him." Axel said. He wasn't really offering, after all, it was his Roxie-kins.

"Go ahead." Sora mumbled, looking at his hands. He really had no interest in seeing Roxas naked.

The redhead scooped up his boyfriend, causing the blonde to wake up, and smiled at him. "Why didn't you come back?"

Roxas blushed slightly and mumbled "I didn't want to get in trouble again."

"Oh, Roxie!" Axel purred, hugging Roxas' body close. "Just don't make as much noise tonight, or try to quiet down."

"We are most definitely not doing that again tonight!" Roxas whined.

"That's what you said yesterday, guess you can't resist meee!"

"You seem happy." The blonde muttered. "Can you put me down?"

Axel gently placed Roxas on the bed, kissing his belly button. "Why shouldn't I be happy? I have my Roxie with me!"

"Uck. Seriously, Axel. Stop with the cutesy stuff."

"You don't like it when I kiss your belly button?"

"Uh…no."

"You're lying! You do like it!" Axel accused.

"Ssh."

"You do!"

"Will you two shut up?" A voice ordered/asked/demanded from the other room.

"Nope!" The redhead answered happily. Their room door opened, and Axel scowled. "Do you knock, lady?"

"It's my hotel."

"Whatever. What do you want?" He asked, trying to cover Roxas up from the evil lady's view.

"There's a Cid asking for you, as well as four women."

"Four?" Sora asked loudly, scrambling into the other room. "Is Tifa there?"

"The girls did not give their names." She answered, walking out. Sora followed her, and said "Oh." As he was tackled.

"Sooooooooora! Where's Riku? Did you know Leon likes Cloud? The fan-club is happy! I even got his autograph! Why's Axie sitting on Roxie?"

"I don't know?" Sora said, obviously confused at what to say.

Selphie giggled, skipping into the room Riku and Sora shared. "Riku!" She screamed, jumping onto the bed.

"Uh. Hi." Sora said to the other three girls and Cid. Kairi frowned slightly, but gave Sora a cheery "Hi.", Aerith nodded politely, and Yuffie exclaimed "You're gay?" Typical Yuffie.

Sora blushed and nodded a few times.

"That makes everyone." Yuffie said with a grin. "Riku, Roxas, Axel, Cloud, Squall, you, all those Organization guys..."

Whoa. She had a point. Everyone was gay here.

Cid grumbled something before saying "I got your Gummi, so whenever you boys are ready."

"Uh, Riku? When should we leave?"

"Whenever sounds good."

"How about now!" Roxas yelled, shoving Axel off of him.

"Okay!" Sora said back.

"Just get dressed." Riku said, rolling his eyes and attempting to get away from Selphie.

"Shit, Roxie. You still ain't dressed?" Cid asked, shaking his head.

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Author's Notes: Whooo! Third chapter! In the fourth one, they actually go to a Disney world! Yay! But I won't tell you which one. Mwhaha.

This was my longest chapter! 18 pages in my notebook! Yay!