Oh God, There's Two of Them

Written by tweetNbirdy

Oh God, There's Two of Them is a Host Club fanfic about a new student at the school who is terrified of twins. The student, Lori, is positive that all the twins in the world want her to die slowly and painfully. How can she handle being in the same class, let alone school, as the two twin hosts, Kaoru and Hikaru?

Humor, drama, maybe romance later

FYI

-Long segments of italics are most likely indicating thoughts.

-In no way shape or form does Host Club or its characters belong to me.

-I am not trying to make anyone OOC, but sometimes I'm not sure how they'd react in certain situations, so please try to understand if it happens occasionally.

-I've only seen 20 episodes and read none of the manga

-I didn't write it in chapters, so, about every 1,000 words will be counted as a chapter for me. Plus or minus.

-I'm sorry if I missed some things when proof reading...I'll fix them later, be free to tell me though.

-This was written for MY personal amusement. I love comments and critique, but mindless flaming doesn't belong here. Remember, I'm not writing it for your enjoyment.

On with the story!

Section 1?

"Dad, I'm going to take the high school entrance exam for Ouran high." Lori reminded her indifferent father.

"Do what you like." See? Indifferent. It was the best reaction she'd expect to get out of him. He didn't like her that much. Her father only liked them.

Ugh, the girls uniform is so…ugh. This was the first thought that ran through Lori's head once she entered Ouran High School. Good thing I forgot to ask dad for money to get the uniform. Now I can just use the excuse that we weren't willing to spend the money on it…I already sound like a spoiled brat. It must be this rich person's atmosphere. Ironically, Lori was one of those 'rich persons'. Her father is quite wealthy, but since Lori was not into the whole 'I'm a rich girl' concept, no one really noticed. She never talked about it to her friends and never dressed in expensive clothes. They were boring anyways. Cheaper clothes always seemed more varied.

Lori loved fashion and clothing design. Sadly, her love for it has always made her very critical of other outfits and such. That's why she disliked the girls uniform so much. The uniform was very horrid looking to be truthful. Light yellow colored, puffy shoulders, puffy skirt…what could the designers have been thinking?

The boys uniforms were a completely different deal. Maybe Lori liked them because of the light blue jacket with the school crest, or the black pants, tie, and white collared shirt. Perhaps it was the overall effect of the uniform, but the real reason was because it was an outfit she was not allowed to wear. Girls cannot wear the boys uniforms, that was unheard of.

Just imagine hoe Lori felt when she discovered girl on a boys uniform sitting in the back of her classroom. Strangely, no on seemed to notice that there was a girl wearing the boy uniform. She kept the surprise off of her face and could only think one thing about it. I wish I had thought of that. Lori thought. It's a hilarious idea. Before Lori could ponder any more on the matter, she found herself next to the teacher at the front of the classroom.

Lori smiled at the class while the teacher introduced her to Lori's future classmates. There would have been no introduction if Lori had come to the school a week earlier, when everyone else started school. There had been a few problems with moving into the apartment that required her attention that first week, so Lori was excused.

"Everyone, I would like to introduce you to your new classmate, Lori. She has not been here this past week due to important matters related to her moving into a new home. Any questions?" The teacher finished briefly introducing Lori to the class. That had to be the quickest introduction I have ever been involved in. Feeling the love sensei, feeling the love. Lori thought.

One of the students raised their hand; they had a question. "Where were you living before?"

"Not far from where I am staying now. I simply moved out of my parent's house. I wanted the experience of having lived on my own in an apartment." Lori replied and giggled when the class started oooing and awwing.

"Your parents would let you do that? Are you trying to get the full experience of an unfortunate commoner?" Another student asked.

"Yeah, you even look like one. Is that why you aren't wearing the uniform." chorused another student.

Lori blinked a few to times to give her time to think up a suitable answer. With shaky grin on her face, she managed to say, "Oh No! You have found out my secret! No one was supposed to know, but now it's too late. I shall be forced to resume my old life…and all too soon!" Dramatically false tears filled her eyes for a few moments. Lori's performance was so well done, it didn't matter what she had said. The class was completely on her side.

"Oh gosh! We didn't mean it! Please don't throw your new life away!" someone said emotionally to Lori.

"Yeah, if we keep this secret then you can continue as you are, right?" Added someone. Many sounds of agreement followed just after. Lori paused her dramatic tears. They actually fell for that? Oh well, it's all good to me! She slowly looked up with her tear stained eyes at the class.

"You would do that for me?" Lori's eyes sparkled and she smiled slightly. Apparently the class loved the dramatics because everyone was falling head over heels, or would be if that weren't already firmly seated at their desks, for Lori.

"Of course!"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

"How could we not, you're just too cute!"

Lori blushed, but this wasn't acting, she was genuinely embarrassed. "I'm not, please don't call me that. No one has called me that before!" She smiled openly and laughed, pleased at the praise given to her.

Before anyone else could react to this genuine moment of cuteness, the teacher intervened. "Alright, I believe that is enough questions for now." She looked at Lori. "Would you mind having a seat over here?" She indicated that Lori should sit at the open desk in the middle of the desks.

Lori smiled. "I would love to." Her eyes seemed to sparkle and she radiated, still affected by the prior complement. To be truthful, Lori didn't know many people when she was younger. She only knew her stepbrothers and they weren't nice at all. They never complimented her, and probably never would. That had been the happiest moment of Lori's life so far.

Once everyone got past the cute and fuzzy moments, the class proceeded forward to the lesson. The day passed by rapidly as Lori absorbed herself in lessons, determined to learn and know everything. She could hardly believe it was the end of the day; she had enjoyed attending the class.