Author note: I was bored so I wrote this. Then I put it up here because I was still bored. It is pure dialogue and hard to follow but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

"Look at it men. Behold its greatness. Behold it in all its glorious glory-- "

"James, can you open it already I want to see the actual map."

"Wait to go and ruin the moment."

"He has been going on for about fifteen minutes Pads. Well done Pete, you show that four-eyed berk."

"Hey! You don't know for sure it was fifteen minutes!"

"Actually I've been timing you, fifteen minutes and thirty-seven seconds exactly."

"But Moony! It's the map, it's our baby."

"Actually mate, I think they have a point, you haven't even taken it out of that box yet."

"Blasphemy, this is blasphemy."

"Shut up and open the damn box."

"Fine."

"Umm… is it just me or is that a blank bit of parchment."

"I' m pretty sure it's not just you Pete. What's going on!"

"Well as I was putting it in the box Sirius so expertly made-- "

"It's made out of stuck together chocolate frog containers Remus."

"I got my best cards from those! And one of them had a frog in it with three eyes!"

"A worthy sacrifice of your behalf."

"You know you sounded a little sarcastic there Prongsie."

"Shut up you two I'm trying to tell a story. Well I was putting the map in the box when I was struck by a sudden thought 'those gits have made it pretty bloody obvious what it is.' Thought I so I decided to hide the map so no-one would know-- "

"Hey! Where'd you put it! What the hell were you thinking? You-- "

"It's in the bloody box James. Look, give it here…I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

"Whoa."

"I'm with Pete completely on this: Whoa indeed."

"That was some good thinking Moonikins."

"And to hide it again you just say 'mischief managed'."

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Hey! This is fun!"

"Mischief managed"

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

"Mischief managed"

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

"Mis-- "

"Okay! You can stop now!"

"Honestly you two are so immature."

"Immaturity is a virtue Moony. Having your wand up your ass is not."

"I do not have my wand up my-- "

"Umm… something's scratching my ankle."

"Afraid it'll break your nail Wormtail? Hey that rhymes!"

"Wait a moment...Argh! Kick it! Kick it! It's Mrs Norris!"

"Err… I wouldn't do that in front of Filch."

"But Filch isn't-- Oh shit."

Author's note (continued): Thanks for reading this, if you havn't please do and if you have please review. Hey that rhymes!