Okay everyone here's the next chapter. Start the fic.

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Bender and Strong Bad entered the house laughing their heads off.

"Oh man that was great! You shoved peas down the King of Town's throat, and then threw him into the Poopsmith's pile of what'sit! HA HA HA!" laughed Strong Bad.

"Well what can I say? I do what I can." Said Bender.

"Strong Bad what is going on?" asked a voice.

Strong Sad entered the room looking non too happy… just like every other day.

"Oh hey Dumpface. This is my new buddy Bender." Said Strong Bad.

"Wow, forget Meat Bag. You don't even qualify for that, you're a Lard Bag!" said Bender.

"Oh I got to write that one down, pure gold!" said Strong Bad.

Bender put a lit cigar in his mouth and puffed out the smoke into Strong Sad's face causing him to cough.

"Hey Bender? You got a place to stay?" asked Strong Bad.

"Not really." Said Bender.

"Cool. Then you can stay with us in Strong Sad's room." Said Strong Bad.

"Now wait just a minute! Where am I supposed to sleep?" asked Strong Sad.

Five minutes later Strong Sad was sitting on the side of the curb with his things packed into his suitcases.

"I wish I could say I didn't see this coming." Said Strong Sad.

Back inside Bender and Strong Bad were laughing evilly at the fact that they just kicked out Strong Sad.

When they finished there was a bit of an awkward silence between the two.

"So um do you want to head over to Bub's for something to eat?" asked Strong Bad.

"Does he have liquor?" asked Bender.

"Probably." Said Strong Bad.

"Alright then let's go." Said Bender.

Bub's Concession Stand…

Strong Bad and Bender walked up to Bub's who looked at Bender oddly.

"Hey Strong Bad, did you manage to upgrade the Grape Nuts robot somehow?" asked Bub's.

"Nah this is just Bender. We've come to get a couple of Cool Ones." Said Strong Bad.

"You two are in luck, I'm running a special limited time offer. Buy two cold ones and get a Bear Holding a Shark refrigerator magnet free!" said Bubs.

He stuck the Bear Holding a Shark magnet to Bender's head. His pupils immediately started quivering.

"O-O-O-H N-O-O-O-O-O-O!" shook Bender.

"Bender! My new cool metal friend, what's wrong?!" asked Strong Bad.

"Oooooh Jimmy crack corn and I don't care! Leela crack and I don't care! GET THIS THING OFF ME! Fry crack corn and why'd he do that?" sung Bender.

"BWAH!" screamed a startled Strong Bad.

He swatted the magnet off of Bender's head with his boxing glove.

"Oooh. Sorry about that, magnets mess up my central processor." Said Bender.

"Got it, you and refrigerator magnets don't mix! Okay Bubs we'll take those Cool Ones but 86 the magnets!" said Bender.

"You got it." Said Bubs.

Bender and Strong Bad grabbed the beers and started to leave.

"Hey! Aren't you two going to pay for that?" asked Bubs.

"Hell no." said Bender.

"Well then you leave with no choice but to call security." Said Bubs.

"Whoa! You have security now?!" asked Strong Bad.

"You better believe your face I do!" said Bubs.

He pressed a button on the counter and the Cheat dressed in a security guard's uniform.

"What the!? THE CHEAT!? ARE YOU MOONLIGHTING ON ME?!" shouted Strong Bad.

"Meh me meh meh!"

"What seriously?! He offers both dental AND chiropractic?! Hm… do you know if he's taking applications?" asked Strong Bad.

"I don't give a crap about what he does or doesn't give! And the Cheat can bite my shiny metal ass for all I care!" said Bender.

The Cheat leapt at Bender and started gnawing on his ass.

"AAAH! IT'S BITING MY ASS! IT'S BITING MY GLORIOUS SHINY METAL ASS! SOMEBODY GET IT OFF!" shouted Bender.

"THE CHEAT STOP CHEWING ON BENDER'S ASS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!" shouted Strong Bad.

That convinced the Cheat to let go. He fell to the ground as if nothing had ever happened.

"Okay the Cheat, here's the deal. I'll give you a whole bunch of new pencil shavings if you quit Bubs and skedaddle with us." Said Strong Bad.

The Cheat rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"I'll even throw in some crayon shavings." Offered Strong Bad.

The Cheat threw off his hat and started to follow Bender and Strong Bad.

Bubs sighed and put up a Help Wanted sign.

Strong Bad leaned his head into the scene.

"I'll be back later." Whispered Strong Bad.