Listen, guys. Just to let you know, the reason why it's going to suck is because it's my first fanfic.
Hakoro-and-Tsukiko101225 does not own Naruto or the characters. (Because if we did, the show would be a whole lot more random.)
This fic was made by Tsukiko.
A young blonde boy was walking particularly nowhere when he wandered into a dimly lit room with a single chair. He decided to put off his training just to have a nice sit for a while.
Meanwhile, the mysterious voice that has been haunting the All That Show for years has left reality to travel to the anime world. The voice was ecstatic to find his first victim, Uzumaki Naruto.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars."
"Hey, what's going on?" asked Naruto.
"Naruto……is a retired Oompa Loompa."
"Who said that? And what the hell's an oompa loompa?"
"Naruto……has a Sasuke shrine in his closet."
"I do not! Sasuke's only a friend! I don't even like the guy that way. Believe it!"
"Naruto…….says "Believe it" because of a mental disorder!"
"Mental disorder! Are you calling me retarded?! I say "Believe it" because it's my catchphrase!"
"Well, after a few episodes, it kinda gets annoying. Naruto…….has undying hatred for Sakura."
"WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I LOVE SAKURA! I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER!"
"You'd do anything for someone you hate? That's weird."
"I DO NOT HATE SAKURA!"
"Naruto…….was raped by Itachi."
"…….What the hell?! This really starting to get annoying! Believe it! Who are you anyway?! Show yourself!"
"I don't have to if I don't want to. Naruto……..hates ramen."
Naruto nearly fell out of his chair. "RAMEN IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAVE BEEN INVENTED ON THIS EARTH!"
"You keep telling yourself that, ramen-hater. Naruto……..kidnapped Shippo from the anime "Inuyasha" and is holding him hostage."
"HOW DID YOU KNO--- I mean, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Yeah right."
(Meanwhile back at Naruto's apartment. Shippo's tied up in Naruto's room) "I sure hope the guys notice I'm gone."
(In the Inuyasha world) Kagome: "Hey, guys. Where's Shippo?"
Inuyasha: "I don't know."
Kagome: "…………..Ok then."
(Back at the Know Your Stars room)
"Naruto……..He's teaming up with Gaara to take over the world."
"Gaara?! For one thing, Gaara couldn't care less about the world! He'd rather kill everybody in it. Second of all, I avoid that freak as much as possible."
Hakoro appears out of nowhere, marches up to Naruto, and smacks him hard. "HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY GAARA THAT WAY, YOU RETARDED OOMPA LOOMPA!" Suddenly she takes out a huge machine gun and starts shooting at Naruto. As a result, Naruto starts to run for his life with Hakoro at his heels.
After a few minutes of silence, the mysterious voice finally concludes that they wouldn't be coming back anytime soon.
"Okay…….that was random. Well, now you know Naruto. The ramen-hating, retired oompa loompa who wants to take over the world. Gee, I hope Hakoro and Naruto don't get blood on my new carpet. I just installed it, like, 2 days ago."
Sorry this was so short, you guys. Next up is SASUKE!
P.S. I don't care if you review or not. I'm doing this for fun.