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Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom. If I did well… Actually, you don't want to know…

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It was the night of the Casper High Talent Show. There had been some pretty strange acts so far… Sword swallowing, breathing fire, and unwrapping candy with their tongues. They had just finished Mr. Lancer's act of "interpretive dance".

"That was just wrong…" Tucker said averting his eyes from the stage wear Mr. Lancer was exiting. The secretary came back up on the stage to announce the last act.

"Um, thank you Mr. Lancer, that was quite entertaining." She sputtered, her eyes as wide as dinner plates. "Our final act is Dash Baxter."

The room was filled with scattered applaused but mostly an awkward silence. Then Dash walked up.

"Um, hi. I'm Dash Baxter, and I'm going to be singing." He said into the microphone. (crickets in the background)

"This goes out to Fenturd and the creepy Goth girl."

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl

You've got to kiss the girl
Why don't you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

"Ok, we all know that you peeps are supposed to be together, so just get on with it!" With that, Dash took a bow and walked off the stage.

Danny took one look at Sam and she took one look at Danny and they both burst out laughing.

"Thank you Dash… Do we have any last minute entries?" the secretary asked.

Danny raised his hand and the women nodded her approval.

Danny stood up and grabbed Sam's hand and they walked on stage together.

"You people have problems!" Danny yelled into the mike.

"Stop telling us to get together!"

"We're perfectly capable of working this out!"

"Yeah!" Sam shouted.

"I'll go my way…" Danny said pointing to the left.

"And I'll go mine!" Sam said pointing to the left as well.

Then they both got these giant smirks on their faces and continued pointing.

Tucker was the first to figure it out.

"It's about time!" He shouted.

The rest of the room was filled with claps and cheers.

"And they thought I was clueless…" Danny muttered and walked off the stage hand in hand with Sam.

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Ok, I guess I should add to my "Disclaimer" that I don't own Kiss the Girl from the Little Mermaid, or the scene from Hello Dolly. Thanks for reading and please review!

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