Some things, niño, some things are like this,
That instantly and in themselves they are gay
And you and I are such things, O most miserable . . .

Wallace Stevens

"NANI!" screamed Kagome absolutely flabbergasted and unable to believe her eyes closed them and decided to count to ten before checking again. This couldn't be real...

"What do you think you are doing dumb wench?" Jakotsu harshly interrupted her from her delusions.

"IIIEE!" Cried Kagome overwrought with the fact that they were stuck together.

It was an irreverisble fact.

"Move wench!" Jakotsu ordered as he tried ineffectually to move closer to Inuyasha who was lying prostate on the floor laughing his ass off.

Maybe he could sneak in a kiss or two since the hanyou didn't seem to be aware of his surroundings. Why couldn't he have been tied to that prize piece of man meat? He wouldn't mind sleeping next to that every night, in fact he'd look forward to it.

"Stop drooling on me you bastard!" Kagome snapped irately, slapping Jakotsu away from his fantasies.

"What do we do now?" She asked after she had his attention,well, only partially since Jakotsu was still trying to disrobe Inuyasha with his eyes.

"You're coming with us." Stated Inuyasha breaking the tension before cracking up again.

This was starting to get annoying,and it was only the beginning.

Author's Note:

I'm just revising the story. Maybe update a bit. Dunno. (-_^)

-Dani.