Bad Touch
Author's Ramble - I'm bored, and this just got stuck in my head...Sooooo...here ya go!
DISCLAIMER --KH is not mine, neither is Bad Touch...it's Bloodhound Gangs.
WARNING: YAOI! Of the Axel/Roxas kind...AkuRoku forever!
Bad Touch.
'Gods, here we go again...' Roxas thought as he watched Axel's head start bobbing to the music pumping through the speakers of the Ford Explorer. This was the third time in a row...
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Axel whispered, and looked conspiratorally at his boyfriend in the passenger seat...and Roxas could only watch on in horror as the head bobbing got worse, and soon, the Redhead beside him in the drivers seat was singing full blast to the song.
And, the one part that Axel had too much fun on was coming up...and here we see the evil grin...the eventual slide of Axel's hand down into Roxas's jeans...and the gentle squeeze of a certain area as Axel emphasized the song...
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts...
Roxas was starting to regret ever letting Axel listen to this song...it just made him beyond horny, and they didn't have time for that right now...they were late enough as it is...
And here goes the chorus...
Roxas just shook his head...'Why me? Why this time?'
Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
Axel had such a blast with this song...it was like, his and Roxas's song...if they ever picked one...
Roxas had fogotten how weird his boyfriend truly was until he heard this one line...and heard the ensuing half-laugh and the following smirk sent his way...
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files...
'Perv.' Roxas thought as he slid down in the seat of the SUV...He just ahd to pick the one guy who could turn any song into a sex song...even though this technically is a sex song...but most people don't actually use it like such. They just laugh at it...Axel wants to use the words like a sex guide.
And once again...the chorus...and the loud, bawdy singing of his partner filled his ears...merging with the sounds of the Bloodhound Gang. He had to admit...Axel's singing was good...and it usually succeded in turning him on...
Like now...
'Damnnit' Roxas thought...He knew why Axel chose this song, over and over, and was now singing it to him...
'Underhanded, sneaky, sexy, selfish...' Roxas couldn't hold it any longer...
With a nice little smirk...Roxas reached his hand across the console...and it went down into a place we just won't mention...and when it reached there...it did a few things that we just won't list...and Axel realized that he realllllllly liked this song...
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
OK...totally random, I know...but it just popped into my head...that damn song is ADDICTING!
Axel: Yeah, you bet it is...
Roxas: Knew you'd like it...
Axel: -smirks- seems like you got the hidden message...
Roxas: -rolls eyes- It was like subliminal advertising...it says it outright in the song...
Axel: So...You wanna?
Roxas: Can't you wait till we get home at least?
Axel: Hey, like the song says..."Let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" Animals don't really wait till they get home to do that, do they?
Roxas:...No...But, we're not animals...
Axel: I can change that...
Roxas: -scared look- No...not Vexen's lab...Noooo...the horror...the horor...
Axel: No, Silly, I meant we can ACT like animals...
Roxas: Oh, ok...I guess so...
Axel: -Glomp-
And there it ends...review!