disclaimer: no own, no sue

summary: naruto finds a weird portal to a different universe.

pairings(in 2nd universe): narusasu kibashino inolee hinagaara nejichoji sakutenten onesided-shikakiba

"talking"

'thinking'

Switched

Universe 2

Naruto stormed through the woods. Sasuke had infuriated him! Always trying to show the blond up. He had embarrassed the blond by showing all of their friends a video of Naruto singing, very badly I should add.

-Flashback-

"Okay Naruto, truth or dare", asked Sasuke. "Dare, of course!", said the overconfident blond. "I dare you to sing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' while spinning like a ballerina". "Just in front of you?" "Yes". "...Okay".

Naruto stood and started to spin then began singing. "Twinkle twinkle little star, something...something, where you are, up above...uh...so high, like a...diamond in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star, something something, where you are!"

Sasuke smirked. "That's perfect, Naruto, just perfect", he said chuckling a bit.

-End Flashback-

Naruto had later found out that Sasuke had hidden a camera somewhere in Naruto's home and had a wireless transmitor rigged to the Uchiha household where all of their friends sat watching him sing - live.

The blond walked and walked with no clue of his destination. After he had walked for what seemed like hours, he stopped in a clearing. He looked around. 'Where in the hell am I', he thought as he walked to the center where one lone tree stood. He touched the tre and a bright light flashed around him. He jumped back then looked around ready to fight. Everything looked the same and the light was gone. He looked at his hand before deciding to brush it off and leave for home.

It took a while for him to get back to Konoha but when he got there he knew exactly what he wanted to do. 'First, I'll get some ramen, then I'll take a nice long shower, and finally bed!', the blond thought happily headong to Ichiraku's.

When he arrived he ordered the largest bowl of beef ramen which earned him a questioning gaze from the owner's daughter. "What are you pregnant", she asked as she handed him the bowl. "Uh, no. I'm a guy", he said before mumbling 'itadakimasu'. "You sure you can handle all that", she asked. Naruto's answer was the fifteen seconds it took him to slurp the noodles and broth from the bowl into his mouth.

The girl stood with mouth hanging wide open. This was not the Naruto she knew. Her Naruto could only stomach one small bowl of ramen yet here this boy was debating with himself if he should have another or not. "I guess I can' have another", he mumbled barely audible. "I only have enough money for one".

"What do you need money for", she asked. "When you eat at a restaurant you're supposed to pay before you leave". "I know that! But why are you paying?" "I always pay". "You never pay. Sasuke started a tab for you that he pays, remember?" "He did? When?" "When you first got your cravings for ramen like five months ago". "I never knew about it! Why would he do that for me? And I've loved ramen all my life".

This kid couldn't have been the Naruto she knew. Did this kid have amnesia or something? How could he not know that he and Sasuke...Her thoughts were cut off by a person sitting on the stool next to Naruto's.

"Hey dobe, where've you been", said a certain raven-haired boy. Naruto turned away asif not to acknowledge the other's presence.

"C'mon, you can't still be mad at me for what I did earlier", Sasuke said poking Naruto in the shoulder.

"It was only a few hours ago", mumbled the blond.

"But you usually forgive me by now".

"But this isn't like everything else you do".

"But I'm still embarrassing you so what does it matter?"

"Did you hear what Kiba was saying?"

"I don't find 'Nice ass Uzumaki' as an insult".

"Well it...wait, what?"

"Isn't that what he said?"

"Why would he?"

"You are a dobe aren't you? He watched the video".

"I know that".

"Well normally when a person watches a video of another person taking a shower, a comment is sure to follow".

Naruto looked asif he was digesting the information. "You took a video of me in the shower?", he asked loudly. "You already knew that. What's with you today", Sasuke asked pressing his hand to Naruto's head. Naruto pushed the hand away saying, "What's wrong with you, pervert?"

Naruto got up and tried to walk to his apartment but Sasuke grabbed his hand. "Where are you going", he asked.

"Home".

"You live the other way".

"My apartment is this way".

"Apartment? I think I should take you to see Tsunade".

"I'm fine! I just want to go home".

"I'll take you home".

Naruto sighed in defeat then let Sasuke pull him around town until they stopped in front of a large gate. Naruto stared at the house then turned to Sasuke. "Are you saying I live here", asked the blond. The raven nodded. "But this is..."

TBC

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lady: sorry bout the cliffy i think u should wait awhile suspense is good u probly already kno what house it is right