On the Way Down

Summary: Extremely short one shot. What was Denethor thinking on the way down from the outcrop of Minas Tirith?

Disclaimer: I don't own Denethor. If I did, I'd be rather scared… Anyways, I only own this… thing…

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Ha ha, Gandalf, I did it. I'm burning like the heathen gods of old! HA!

Well, I think I'll go jump off Minas Tirith. It'll be nice to finish with a big bang, I suppose. Better keep running…

Across the stone bridge… past the tree of the king, which still ISN'T MINE. Dang! I wonder where that Aragorn fellow is. Oh, well, he'll probably die somehow. Everybody does! Keep running…

This fire is starting to hurt. Hooray! Pain! Well, here comes the outcrop! Oh, boy, I've always wanted to do this. 1, 2, 3! I'M FLYING! Ok, now I'm falling, falling…

Hmm, this fall is pretty long. Time to contemplate life…

So, Faramir's alive. Well, that's a surprise. Never got to say goodbye to him. But I never really liked him anyways.

Wow, that's a lot of Orcs. Hey, horses! Rohan did come! Cool. Well, then, I suppose this is a waste… "GO THÉODEN! YEAH, YOU SLAY THOSE ORCS!" Probably didn't hear me. Too busy fighting.

There come the Nazgul! Oh, this is fun to watch, like having DSL Cable! I would've jumped off Minas Tirith a lot sooner, if I'd known it would be this cool! Oops, here comes a building. Well, GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

A/N: That was kinda… weird… and short. And incredibly OOC. Oh well. I didn't think it was that great, but hopefully you people did. Please review, only… please don't flame me!