This mess is thanks to the writers of Sues. Oh, and Christopher Paolini. This is based off of the song "Men in Black."

No!

Here come the Mary Sues
Lusters come uh characters run
Here come the Mary Sues (Mary Sues)
No disease they can't cure.

Nah nah nah
The good and bad guys lost control when
Those perfect Sues come 'round the bend
Purple eyes and perfect hair
Those daughters of Galby are quite a scare.
Why would one be by him turned on?
All those Sues are beyond reason.
Bright green dragon blocks the sunlight
Third Riders come and start a new fight
Uh oh – poor Eragon, Murtagh too!
Watch out, brothers, they're lusting for you!
Saw something strange watch your back
Watch out – they're coming! They're gonna attack!
Oh Lord!

Here come the Mary Sues (Mary Sues)
So-called world defenders. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Here come the Mary Sues (Mary Sues)
We hope you all remember

Aha aha
Now from the deepest of the darkest day
They swoop for vengeance, all coming our way
Galbatorix is thrown in the mix
As these Sues go attack, get their kicks in
Galby raped me, and killed my mommy!
Murtagh won me and Eragon
Hope Galbatorix was not turned on
That jealous Arya has been far gone.
Erry-Berry exclamation one!
Comfort Sue has come and won
With stupid nickname, and dragon so lame!
They're the first, last, and only healers 'round here.
Forget Angela! She'll make things worse!
They say, "Fear us, cheer us!
If you ever get near us don't jeer us! We're helpless!"
Don't forget Stus in that monster pack
Take Nasuada and Arya back!

Uh oh

The Mary Sues
The Mary Sues

Author's Note: I hate Mary Sues!