Mew-chan: Reader beware; this story is really random and may be more than three chapters in the future.

Disclaimer-

Mew-chan: I don't own Fruits Basket or any of the characters… as much as I love Shigure… I don't own IHOP either, and I don't like pancakes… Why do I write about them? Hm… well, onward to…

Why are you Nailing Bread to the Roof?

One fine day, Shigure Sohma was taking a walk. "I'm Shigure and I'm taking a walk!" said Shigure while he was taking a walk.

Meanwhile at the Main House Across the Street

Akito sat in her room, watching a TV that had fallen through the ceiling.

"HATORI!" she yelled, "Where did this television come from?"

Hatori was on the roof... nailing bread to it to prepare for the oncoming storm. "Shut up!" he yelled in response, "I'm nailing bread to the roof."

"If you don't get down her and tell me right now I'll nail bread to YOU!"

"But all the bread's on the roof."

Meanwhile at Shigure's House

Tohru was cooking breakfast- at 4 pm. She looked around, confused. Seeing Kyo, she asked him, "Kyo-kun, where's Shigure-san? If he doesn't hurry back, his breakfast'll get cold!"

"Beats me." grunted Kyo, "I think he said he was going for a walk." Suddenly a giant tuna fish appeared out of nowhere and smacked him across the face. "HEY! I just got smacked by a huge tuna!" he yelped, trying to stop a bad nosebleed.

Yuki was standing in the hallway, listening to the conversation. He jumped into the kitchen, put on his best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice and said "It's not a tuna!"

"Yes it was."

"No it wasn't."

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This could take a while...

Meanwhile, in a Building Far, Far Away

Ritsu sat in front of a desk, thinking deeply. In front of him lay blueprints and folders and pages and pages of notes. All of them where on I.H.O.P and other pancake restaurants. He also wore a badge... it read;

Ritsu Sohma, Supreme Lord of the Pancakes

Strange, last week it was oatmeal...

"Why must all my evil plans fail, Mr. Poofyfoot?" he asked, talking to a lizard sitting on the desk. 'Mr. Poofyfoot' looked up at Ritsu and shook his head. Someday, he was going to tell him just how dumb he sounded sometimes. "They all laugh now, but someday, I will succeed! Then we'll see who's laughing... I'll then be called SUPREME LORD OF THE PANCAKES!"

Meawhile, Back at the Sohma Main House

"Hatori, why are you nailing bread to the roof?" asked Momiji, drinking a triple fudge mocha frappachino with icing and sprinkles and a whole lot of hot sauce.

Yuck.

Hatori looked at him like a fish would an airplane and said, "Duh, it's the only thing that'll protect us from the storm!"

"What storm?"

"The gravy storm tomarrow! Do you KNOW how hard it is to get gravy from roof shingles?"

"No."

"Well it's hard."

"Why?"

"Because it soaks in."

"How?"

"The wavy gravy soaks into roof shingles."

"Oooh... what gravy?"

"Oh, man... I'm out of bread!"

"I'll get it!"

The hyper Momiji ran into the house, and ran right into Kisa, who for some reason had been wearing glasses until they came flying off her face due to impact.

"Don't anyone move!" Kisa yelped, "I can't see!"

"I didn't know you wore glasses." said Momiji.

"Yeah, i just got them yesterday, Momiji." she replied.

"How do you know who i am if you can't see?"

"I read the text."

"But you can't-"

"I can do anything as long as i put my mind to it!"

Oh, boy... this might take a while, also...

Meanwhile Back at Shigure's House

"Was too"

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"WAS TOO! HAH!" yelled Yuki. Then, realizing his mistake, clapped his hands to hide mouth.

Shigure then walked through the door.

"Ahhh! He's a ghost!" screamed Tohru, "The text said he walked through the door!"

"It was open." said Shigure.

"Oh." replied Tohru.

"Ring ring!" said the phone.

"Now the phone is talking!" Tohru yelled.

"Ah!" yelled Yuki

"Ah"Yelled Kyo

"Ah!" Yelled Tohru

"Hello?" said Shigure picking up phone, "No, my refrigerator is not running, it happens to be skipping, now good day, sir."

Meawhile Somewhere in the Dessert

Ayame sat upon a giant glob of ice cream eating handfuls of chocolate sauce. "Yummy." He commented, "But i do prefer strawberry."

Mew-chan: I hope you like this first chapter, I plan to add a couple more later. If there's anything that you'd like to see happen in this story, please post it in a review. Thank you and please review. Now, what was I doing a second ago? Oh, yeah…