Ha Ha! It's me again! I'm the same insane chick that wrote "Bulma vs the Evil Paperwork" Should I write a sequel to that story? I have no idea... What do you guys think? Anywho... This fic was created after I had A LOT of sugar! So... ON WITH THE INSANITY!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or the characters... I'm gonna go cry now...
Dear Vegeta,
Hey Vegeta! Chi-Chi wants me to ask you if you'll ask Bulma if she has any sugar. We ran out because uh... I don't know why we ran out! We just did! So, could you ask Bulma if we can borrow some?
Goku
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Kakarot,
Bulma says we have some sugar and if you want it you must come get it because I am not going to bring it to you!You're such a moron Kakarot! Just tell the truth and say YOU ate the blasted sugar!
Vegeta
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Dear Vegeta,
Umm... I just thought I should tell you that there was a weird looking gnome guy in the front of Capsule Corp. when I came to get some sugar for Chi-Chi... I asked him what he was doing and he said "CHATA BATOO LA MA CHUNKA!"
I don't know what that means, but it sounds bad, I think... Then he chased me away saying something about "GLAKK MATOOBA!"
Goku
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Kakarot,
A gnome...? Okay I shall investigate... have returned. The gnome was a demon ghost named Babootalacootamachoo the Fifty Sixth. He wanted to haunt the kitchen, so I uh... 'escorted' him off of Capsule Corporation's property... He is now heading for your place...I think I might of kicked- er... I mean,'sent' him in your direction by uh... mistake... Yeah... by mistake... Heh heh...
Vegeta
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Dear Vegeta,
Help! I've just been attacked by a flying Gnome! Get it off! Now it's trying to eat our fridge! hang on a sec Vegeta...The Gnome left, but it stole our cheese! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE CHEESE!
Goku
P.S. Do you guys have any cheese?
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Kakarot,
You are still a complete moron! I demand that you stop speaking to me until you become less of a MORON! GNOMES CANNOT FLY!
The Prince of Saiyans...
P.S. No we do not have any cheese. Trunks ate it all...
The Next day...
Dear Vegeta,
Did you know that the power to create cheese must not be given to those who cannot count to 'G' backwards?
I don't know if that is true! Does Bulma know?
GOKU!
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Kakarot,
Eh... What the hell are you talking about? You can't count to 'G'... But I suppose I could ask Bulma about it.
Vegeta
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Dear Vegeta,
You can too count to 'G'! I have done it before, so I should know! Yes, please ask Bulma! I am going crazy!
Goku
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Kakarot,
Bulma's exact words were "Vegeta, tell Goku that he is starting to freak me out..."
Vegeta
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Dear Vegeta,
THAT DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION! ASK HER AGAIN! IF I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER I WILL DIE!
GOKUUUUUUU!
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Kakarot,
If you don't know the answer you will die? Okay then, I'm not telling you answer! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Vegeta
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VEGETA,
Um... Could you please ask Bulma if the power to create cheese must not be given to those who cannot count to 'G' backwards? Please? Pretty, pretty please?
Goku
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Kakarot,
You are not going to leave me alone until I tell you the answer, are you... Fine... Bulma says that it is weird but true, somehow... and, if you create cheese without knowing how to count to 'G' backwards your potatoes will be stolen... Now, LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE TRAINING TO DO! If you have any more moronic questions ask Bulma, or
someone who cares... Which is NO ONE!
Vegeta
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Dear Bulma,
Watch out. Kakarot is being a moron and he will probably ask you a bunch of stupid questions... Wait a minute...
Why am I typing this when I could just come tell you because you are sitting in the next room? I don't know...
Whatever...
Vegeta
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Dear Veg-Head,
Okay! Thanks for the warning! I don't now why you typed that instead of just coming to tell me. Probably the same
reason that I am typing this instead of just coming to tell you.
Bulma
P.S. We now have emoticons! o.o
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Dear Bulma,
I think I have figured out why we are typing this instead of just telling each other what we are typing! It's like some American girl is slowly turning us all into complete idiots! I must find and destroy her! MWUAHAHAHA!
Vegeta
P.S. These little emoti-whatevers are kind of neat... :P
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VEGETA!
YOU CAN'T JUST GO KILL SOMEONE! EVEN IF THEY ARE TURNING US ALL INTO IDIOTS! Just as long as they don't turn me into an ugly... uh... something they can live, but if I start looking the slightest bit ugly I'm sending you after them! I would DIE if I were ugly! ;u.u
Bulma
P.S. Yeah the emoticons are kind of neat aren't they! n.n
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Dear Bulma,
Eh... Okay... I don't think her goal is to make you ugly...I think she is just turning us into idiots...ARRRRGH! I AM NOT TYPING ANYMORE! Next time I have to say something I will just come say it instead of typing because we live in the same house! ARRRRRRGH! I am driving myself insane!
Vegeta
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Dear Bulma,
I think I just saw something explode, so I thought I'd ask you why things explode... So, why do things explode?
Goku
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Dear Goku,
Uh... Vegeta is going to come spar with you tomorrow! Tell Chi-Chi I said hi!
Bulma
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Dear Veggie,
Well, you were right. Goku just asked me a weird question...He asked why things explode... Why don't you come inside and take a break from training in the G.R. for the rest of the day?I'm sure the world won't be endangered from you taking a break, right?
Bulma ;)
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Dear Bulma,
Huh. I didn't know you installed a computer in the G.R. Ugh... I HATE that nickname, a little, okay I don't really hate it THAT much... Okay I don't hate it at all...
Kakarot asked why things explode? What a moron...
I don't see why I can't take a break, so sure why not?
Eh... Kakarot is flying around in circles outside right now trying
to capture some sort of flying, old, wrinkly, very old uh...,
something... He's also shouting some nonsense about "Cheese
must not be stolen from the all great, mighty, eater of the
cheese!" Whatever the hell that means...
Vegeta
So what did ya think? I just have one question for you guys though, does Goku even own a computer? Well, I guess if he doesn't he does now! LOL!
OH! I forgot to say, REVIEW! Please? Pretty please?