Title: Tangled Whispers
Series: Naruto
Characters: Neji, Sasuke, Naruto
Elements: Location – middle of nowhere, Movement – a slap, Event – a doctor's appointment

Note: This story was written for a forum I am a member of. I was challenged to write a drabble about any anime using the elements listed above. Hope you like this!

The mission had been a boring one. Just an escort to a doctor's appointment. No action what-so-ever. In fact, the most exciting thing for Naruto Uzamaki had been to watch the sun set during watch. Unfortunately, that also signaled that his duty was done and it was time to head back to camp. Normally he might have enjoyed this. Then again he also wasn't normally stuck with the two geniuses, Sasuke and Neji. With a frown, he headed back.

But before he reached his destination, Sasuke's voice flooded his ears. Instantly, he came to a halt.

"It would be easier just to cut-."

"I already told you 'no'," Neji's voice cut in.

There was a grunt before Sasuke responded. "Look, if you're expecting me to strip it off then you can do it yourself."

"Fine, I will." Several more grunts followed by a low growl. "Okay, if you get behind me now you can slide in."

Naruto gulped. Just what had he stumbled upon? Hundreds of ideas were forming, all of which he hoped would vanish. In the camp, he heard several rhythmic thumps then a soft moan. Seconds later, a slap rang through the air.

"That hurt! Not so rough!" Neji reprimanded. A groan and then, "Much better…Slow and easy."

No, they couldn't be…Not these two. They weren't into that. Were they?

"How did you get it this long?" Sasuke questioned as the thumping grew faster.

"It just happens over the years."

Another groan. Sasuke saying, "Almost…" Neji responding in what sounded like a moan, "Hurry, I need to be released."

He couldn't stand it any longer. He had to know what was happening. Jumping down from the tree, he landed easily on the ground. Then he burst into their camp without further hesitation.

"What do you guys-…" Naruto's voice faltered as he looked upon the scene before him.

For there stood the two blinking in surprise. Their hands stilled in their attempt to free Neji's hair from a tree branch. The older of the two merely returned his white eyes back to his hair. Stepping out from behind his companion, Sasuke smirked. The look on the blonde's face was priceless.

"Um…I'm going to find some food," the boy stated before taking off.

An arm draped over the Uchiha's shoulder. Obviously, his pale-eyed companion had finally freed himself. Smirking still, he turned to face the Hyuuga. A hint of amusement flickered through his eyes before he spoke.

"You do realize what he thought we were doing correct?"

Sasuke nodded. "He just didn't know that we only do that in the comfort of a bedroom rather than the middle of nowhere."

"He also didn't know that I'm always the one behind…"

Fin