TR: Hello everyone! I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get this up! Now there are two charecters in this one that I barrowed from my frined so the only charecter who is mine is Shapa! The other new charecters really are Egyption gods. Thanks for reading it and please review!

Story Start:

"SHAPA SAVE ME!!!!" a voice yelled as a body collided with Shapa and the distinct sound of her head hitting the wall behind her was clearly heard.

"Chaos calm down!" Shapa ordered sternly.

"I CAN'T HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!" Chaos screamed from behind her.

"Chaos stop screaming! You're killing my ear drums!" Shapa ordered. "Now get out from behind me and tell me what's going on." Slowly a small form crawled out from behind her. A small girl about nine or ten stood before Shapa. Her long black hair hung to just above her butt and she was about the same height as Hiei. Large gold cat eyes scanned the room in a way that spoke of pure panic. "As calmly as you can tell me what happened," Shapa ordered.

"Well I kind of...sort of...opened a shadow portal...to...well...to the middle of the ocean...and I kind of...sort of...opened it...right umm...underneath...umm...Order's feet," Chaos said becoming very timid as she pressed her pointer fingers together with her eyes downcast.

Shapa's mouth dropped open absolutely stunned. "You opened a shadow portal that lead to the middle of the ocean right underneath Order?" she asked to clarify.

"Yes," was the mumbled response.

"Why?"

"CHAOS I'M GOING TO USE YOU TO FIND OUT HOW MANY WAYS THERE REALLY ARE TO SKIN A CAT!!! IN OTHER WORDS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" a male voice yelled before she could answer. "

AHHHHHH!" Chaos screamed and ducked back behind Shapa just as a man entered the room His six four frame was shaking in barely controlled rage as his golden cat eyes flashed with rage. Black shoulder length hair was streaming around his face, and like his clothes dripped water. "Where is she?" he hissed between clenched teeth. "I know she's here! Now where is she!?!"

"Oh stop it right this instant. You are not going to kill your sister"

"Want to bet "

"You are not going to kill her," she insisted. "Do you know why your not going to kill her?" Before he could say anything she continued, "You are not going to kill her because I am not going to watch her egg until she hatches and if you even suggest taking her to your meeting the rest of your coworkers will band you from the meeting and if that happens then who knows what will happen"

"Fine! In that case I'll only half kill her!" he snapped as the others looked on not quite sure if they should interfere. At that moment Shapa realized that Order was not only dripping on her manuscripts, but he was also scattering them and intertwining them with each other!

"ANUBIS!" Shapa screamed without warning. A flash of silver light and then a man about six, six stood in front of her. His waist length silver hair was loose and his dog ears sat atop his head. The clothing he wore was from ancient Egypt and he did not look happy.

"What is it now!" he demanded.

"He," Shapa said pointing an accessing finger at Order. "Is ruining my manuscripts!" Order looked down and paled slightly.

"Why didn't you just ask me to fix it!" Order demanded as he glared at her.

"Because I'm mad at you! Anubis fix this please! Their my only copies! I don't even have half of those on disk or jump drive or anything! Please Anubis!" she begged tears shinning brightly in her eyes.

"Well since the stupid cat messed it up I suppose I can fix it," he said slyly.

"STUPID CAT! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A STUPID CAT YOU IGNORAMOUS OF A DOG!" Order yelled fists clenched, standing at his full hight, with one eye twitching slightly.

"IGNORAMOUS! IGNORAMOUS!! HOW DARE YOU, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING! ORDER HAH! NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME OUT OF THAT!"

"OSIRIS I NEED YOU!" Shapa suddenly screamed. A flash of light and an equally tall male stood before them. Eyes and hair blacker then night, the body any woman would admire, and the features that shouted of his Egyptian heritage.

"What is it Shapa?" he asked voice low thunder, yet silk smooth.

"Order is trying to kill Chaos again and is still dripping water all over the only copies of several of my manuscripts, Anubis has yet to fix that problem for me and they are about to go at it again because he," points an accusing finger at Anubis, "called Order a stupid cat! Will you please do something about this? I don't feel well." Shapa said then placed a hand to her throbbing head.

"What's wrong?" Osiris asked instantly kneeling next to her concern written all over his face.

"My head hurts from all the yelling, and crying, and getting attacked-"

"WHAT!" the three males yelled as the gang looked on slightly confused, but not at all worried. That is until their power went skyrocketing and everything started trembling. They exchanged worried looks each having decided that this was not good!