Dear Diary,

This traveling has got to stop. One day I will have to settle down. The question is when? And with who? I have my sister, but she is in love with Charlie. Who will I find?

If you could talk you would probably say that I have Willy Wonka. And yet, do I? Does he hate me? Do I still hate him? I'm not even sure anymore. Maybe confusion is part of being in love.

Dangerously Valentino: Coming Soon.