Badgering

Summery: Naruto is badgering Sasuke about whom the raven-haired boy likes! (NarutoxSasuke)

Slytherinbadgirl91: This was just a short fic I did because I was bored…

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or the plot of this story, which I got from my friend…

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Naruto's POV:

I looked at Sasuke; an obnoxious grin was plastered on my face. We were on a mission and I just couldn't sleep. The raven-haired boy was sleeping so peacefully next to me, it would be a shame to wake him up- not to mention he would get really mad at me; but I had a question I just had to ask him, and if I wait until morning, I would most definitely forget it.

"Hey Sasuke!" I shouted poking the sleeping boy "who do you like?" I watched the raven-haired boy's eyes open slowly. He blinked a few times before he glared daggers at me. I smiled that obnoxious grin and looked at him waiting for a reply.

And I got one, though not one I expected I would get. "What?" Sasuke shouted, "You woke me up at midnight to ask a fucking question like that?" I nodded unsure if he was going to kill me or answer the question I had asked him; I was still grinning like a complete idiot.

"C'mon Sasuke!" I pestered him "just answer the question who do you—" (A/N: the closing quote is facing the wrong way, but I can't change it…)

"No one!" the boy shouted madly at me. I flinched.

"Oh, come on Sasuke! Everybody likes someone!" I kept grinning, "even you like someone! I know you do! You have to! You're just to shy to say so!" I pleaded. Sasuke wasn't going back to sleep until he answered, and if he doesn't answer then I'll keep him awake until he does answer; even if it's the last thing that black-haired idiot ever did! Sasuke Glared at me again, but said nothing.

"Come on Sasuke!" I whined, "Say something!"

"Something" he said in a monotone voice. I growled a curse under my breath.

"Do you like Sakura?" I asked smiling my obnoxious smile again; because even I knew that Sakura was stupid in love with the dark-hared boy.

"No"

"What about Ino?"

"No"

"Hinata?"

"No"

"Tenten?"

"No"

"Temari?"

"NO! Naruto, can't you see I don't like girls?" Sasuke yelled so loudly, I fell off the bed again. I looked at him with a confused look. I climbed back onto the bed.

"So basicly, you're gay…?" I asked. I was shocked; everybody knew he was dropdead gorgeous, and all of the girls in the academy fawned over him like they were complete idiots! And here he was, saying he hated girls? I smiled that obnoxious grin again.

"Fine" he snapped.

"Do you like-"(A/N: damn quotes, they won't go in the direction I want them to!)

"NO!" Sasuke tackled me to the ground "I don't like anyone!" he looked at me, his lethal black eyes staring at me with a look that would make anyone die from fright; but being someone he glared at often, I just stared back into his cold eyes.

"Aw come on Sasuke" I protested, "you have to like someone! It's just not human not to!" I complained. I got back up and sat on the bed.

Sasuke glared at me, about to say something.

"Do you like Neji?" I asked

"No!"

"Lee?" (A/N: EWWWWWWWWWWWW)

"No you bastard!"

"Okay, okay… do you like" I pondered for a minute (A/N: wow Naruto thinking? Run it's the apocalypse! Jk…), "okay, how about me?" I looked at the raven-hared boy, this time I wasn't grinning; I just stared.

"If it makes you shut up then yes" Sasuke growled angrily. I didn't say anything, I just stared

Finally I spoke: "Whaaaaaaat?" I fell of the bed again, though I didn't get up, "Me?"

"Yes you, you bastard" Sasuke growled, though I was sure I saw a smile appear for a second as he said 'you', "now can I go back to sleep?" I nodded, the obnoxious grin back on my face.

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Slyterinbadgirl91: well that's it! I couldn't think of a reply for Naruto that doesn't involve the two fucking on the floor. So anyway, I hope you liked the story; please review and tell me if there are any grammar mistakes!

Thanx! .