AN: OMG I'M NOT DEAD. XD

Disclaimer: All the character forewith belong to Square-Enix, not me. I just enjoy screwing around with them. -snerk-

"Gwahaha." Cid snorted with laughter at his waved a tea cup under a certain caped (And aproned!) man's nose.

Vincent just threw a death-glare at him. Cid poked him in the stomache, and laughed again. Marlene looked on warily.

"Never knew you were into this, Vin." Cid said, attempting to keep down his laughter as he spun the bowler cap on Vincent's head. It spun with a 'whirrrr' and stopped, falling over his eyes and seriously messing up his hair.

"Are you quite through?" Vincent asked lightly, lifting the bowler hat and surveying Cid with distaste.

"Ya know, Vin, if I squint my eyes...you look like a hot woman." Cid drawled leaning against the wall and smirking. Vincent just squeezed his eyes shut, lowered the bowler hat again, and shuddered. Marlene was still watching with her mouth half open in curiousity.

"Yo, Barret, you gotta see this! Vincent's crossdressing!" Cid called, launching himself down the stairs, howling with laughter.

"Mrs. Nesbit," Marlene's voice said suddenly, and Vincent felt her tug on his apron, "What's 'crossdressing'?"

Oh, Vincent sure was broke now.

AN: And yes, that was full of gags from the previous chapters.

Mrs. Nesbit did indeed come from Toy Story. I still find that part with Buzz hysterical. XD