Title: The Hunt

Summary: Everyone is in love with Yoh and won't leave him alone! Will he ever get the lazy life he wants?

WARNINGS: hints of yaoi, and stupidity

Me: Um... people vote on who want to win. Simple as that. Lemon for the winning couple.

Yoh: ... I don't want to be in this fic.

Me: Well... I want you here!

Disclaimer: Hao wouldn't have died, and Hao/Lyserg would be the main pairing. Followed by more Yoh/Anna... and I would be in there with my oversoul Tori! My little stuffed bear...

CHAPTER 1

Asakura Yoh was sitting under a cherry blossom tree, sleeping. There was a comforting breeze which made the day all the more relaxing, and all the more perfect. But when he opened his eyes, there stood his brother Hao. Which he thought was dead. "Nah, these dreams are getting weirder and weirder." Yoh said when he saw his onii-chan. His brother laughed and said, "Yoh, this is no dream." he said. He then swooped low and picked Yoh up his arms bridal style. "Huh?" Yoh blurted out. He could feel his brothers arms around him, that means this wasn't a dream! He struggled and pushed against Hao's chest as Hao flew away with him on the spirit of fire. Hao smirked. His otouto was too innocent sometimes. "Hao! Let me go!" Yoh yelled. His forearms pushed against Hao's chest, but it was of no use.

Though was so distracted by Yoh that he didn't sense Ren coming in from behind him and smacking him on the head. Hao fell and so did Yoh. Hao was caught by the spirit of fire, whist Yoh landed in Ren's arms. Yoh hugged Ren and sighed in relief. "Man Ren, you don't know how happy I am to see you!" Yoh said. Ren smirked. "I'm glad," the chinese boy said. He then grabbed at Yoh's clothes and pulled him close to that their lips touched. Oh my god! Ren's kissing Yoh! Hao growled and yelled, "My otouto is mine!". Ren grinned at Hao and said, "I don't think so,". Ren then lowered to the ground with Yoh in his arms, and sped away. But of course, he was too busy watching Hao that Horo found it very easy to snatch Yoh from his arms.

Both Hao and Ren started glaring at the ainu as he boarded away with the brunette. "Hey Yoh," Horo said. "Horo, what's going on here?" Yoh asked. Horo grinned at him and said, "Well, I'm playing prince charming and saving you.". Yoh blushed and said, "Why is everyone acting so weird?". Horo shrugged. "I know, after all, the love we both share is so obvious!" the blue haired boy exclaimed. "Yeah, it- what did you just say?" Yoh gasped. Just as they were about to hit a tree, Yoh then jumped out of Horo's arms, only to be caught by Pirika's. "Yoh, my you look so cute today!" she yelled. Yoh tried to get out of the girl's hug, but she has a strong grip for a twelve year old (or is she thirteen?)! "Master Yoh!" Ryu yelled.

Now Pirika and Ryu were playing tug-a-war with Yoh's arms. Yoh was getting sick from all this confusion, and suddenly a black wire wrapped around his waist and saved him from the tug-a-war! Now his body was pressed up against Lyserg. "Hello Yoh," Lyserg said and grabbed the back of his head and crushed their lips together. Yoh's gasp only allowed the green haired boy to thrust his tongue inside. Yoh felt the other boy's arousal and was relieved when Anna punched Lyserg. "Yoh's mine english boy!" the blonde yelled. Yoh was free of the wires and Anna wrapped her arms around his left arm. Then a bunch of skeletons appeared out of nowhere and held her back from protecting Yoh. Another pair of skeletons popped out of the ground and restrained Lyserg. Faust came out from behind a tree and held Yoh bridal style.

" 'Ello Yoh-kun," Faust said. The doctor brushed Yoh's bangs out of his pretty face. Though his pretty face looked frightened. "Why are you so scared?" he asked. The Yoh said, "Cause everyone seems to be in love with me," Yoh said. Faust laughed. "There is one true love for everyone. They are just confused. After all, we are soulmates," and Faust grabbed a scalpel and ripped Yoh's shirt off. His mouth latched on to Yoh's neck, Yoh squirming and trying to get away. Okay, a man who that could be old enough to be his father is trying to have sex with him! Yoh finally was able to push out of Faust arms and run. Then during his reckless running, he saw Tamao, but he couldn't say hi cause he was running for his virginity! "Feet, don't fail me now!" Yoh yelled. He didn't even stop when he saw Manta, though he didn't feel like trusting anyone right now.

Then a person came flying towards him. Pailong! Pailong swooped him up and gave him to Jun. "Hey Jun- "Oh Yoh! You look even handsomer than when we last saw each other!" Jun squeaked. Ren gasped and yelled, "I'm sorry onee-san, but Yoh's mine!". Yoh then was able to get out of Jun's grasp and fled. He could hear the Tao's arguing in the distance as he ran, trying to get away from this craziness. "I want my mommy!" Yoh yelled. People were molesting him everywhere he went! Why was god doing this to him? He was a good boy!

Then a large jaguar picked him up with it's jaws and now he was sitting next to Chocolove. Before the black boy could wrap his arms around Yoh, Yoh jumped and ran again. Run Yoh! Your virginity is at stake! He dodged fan after fan, but then, then the hanigumi came. Yoh then pulled out his sword and oversouled. He blasted them away with all his frustration and ran again. "Yoh-dono! Why are you running so hard? Anna didn't even say you had to!" Amidamaru said. Yoh stopped running, knowing no one would catch up to him yet. "Amidamaru, everyone has been trying to kiss me. Hell, Lyserg got an erection!" Yoh yelled. Amidamaru wrapped his arms around Yoh and said, "Don't worry Yoh-dono, I'm here.". Yoh gasped. "Oh my god! It's happening again!" Yoh yelled and ran, dropping his sword and the tablet. Now his sprinting was more frantic and he can't even think because not enough air was getting to his brain.

Yeah... that was smart Yoh. Now you're defenseless. So when Hao now grabbed Yoh again, and Yoh couldn't do anything. "Someone! Help me!" Yoh screamed. Hao tsked and said, "Yoh, all of your little friends are unconscious right now. So I suggest you save your voice. After we're done, you won't be able to use that beautiful voice of yours.". Yoh was confused. "Why won't I be able to use my voice?" the otout asked. "Cause I'm going to make you scream my name over, and over again,"...

CHAPTER 1 OVER

Me: Well, do you want Yoh in Hao's clutches forever? Or do you want someone else to rescue Yoh and be with him?

Yoh: ... I like being a virgin though.

Me: Well, you guys vote. Once a pairing reaches 20 votes, then that's the pairing that I'll do! Have fun, and sorry for making everyone so... out of character! I laughed while making this, and how stupid everyone seemed... review and have your vote in!