I...I'm going to crawl into my hole now.
Organization XIII in Walt Disney World!
Chapter 5
Disney MGM Studios
The Organization was in the resort, some in one room together, and the other half in the next room over.
Xigbar (who was now able to see out of his eye again) was laying on the couch, twirling one of his guns on his fingers. Zexion was on his bed, reading a book he and Demyx bought when they were in Magic Kingdom. The sugar Roxas had had for breakfast knocked him out, so he was sleeping on another couch. Axel and Demyx were playing "Go-Fish", Marluxia was looking out the window, and Larxene had locked herself in the bathroom doing god knows what.
The sound of breaking china and someone yelling from the other room was heard. Xigbar sighed. The others didn't notice, or just didn't care.
It was around eight in the morning, and the other members were "talking" over what park they were going to go to today. Talking, with loud nosies and, occasionaly, the sound of something breaking.
"Peace!"
"Shut up!"
"Can't we talk this out peacefully?"
"Argh!" Crash.
"Quiet!" Xemnas roared, silencing the other men in the room. "We will work this out quietly, and if you don't coroperate, I'll kick you out and we'll all go home!"
They all fell silent. Xemnas cleared his throat and took out a piece of paper. "Okay. We're already been to Magic Kingdom, and Tyhoon Lagoon. The only parks left are Disney MGM Studios, Animal Kingdom, and Blizzard Beach. Any suggestions?"
"Epcot!"
"No, that MGM place!"
"Animal Kingdom!"
"Why, so we could meet your monkey realitives?"
"Why you…"
"Argh!"
"Get him out of his berseck mode before he kills us!"
Xemnas already had a migrain. He sat down and let the men argue as he messaged his temples.
"Wait! I've got an idea!" Luxord called out. Everyone stopped yelling and stared at him. "How about we fight? Whoever lives gets to choose where we go!"
They all exchanged looks, took out their weapons, and started beating the shit out of one another. Xemnas sighed and left the room, entering the quieter one.
Demyx looked up as Xemnas went over to the counter to grab a bottle of aspirin. "So where are we going?"
"And what's with all the noise?" Axel asked.
Xemnas chucked the pills down with a glass of water. "They're fighting over it right now." He sat down on the couch Roxas was sleeping on as everyone went back to doing what they had been doing.
Ten minutes later, Luxord walked into the room with a black eye and three of his teeth missing. He walked over to Xemnas, took out five cards, and handed them to Xemnas. Then he said:
"We're going to MGM!"
The Castle That Never Was…
"…And never will be. Have you no shame, don't you see me?"
Kadaj was almost ready to pull his hair out. At first, it was Yazoo's idea to have a little "brotherly love" time with Cloud. Which meant that they wanted to bash him on the head with a pole. So it had been Kadaj's job to go to Radiant Garden and track him down. But on some guy's house, a note was stuck on the door:
Gone to a house party in The World That Never Was, The Castle That Never Was, in Dark City. All of us are there. If you don't know where it is, go to Twilight Town!
-Cid
P.S. Don't listen to anything Leon says. I ain't drunk!
Apparently he was, because Kadaj hadn't been able to make heads or tails of the note, having been writen in the messiest handwriting he had ever seen. But, eventually, he managed to find Cloud. Until Yazoo and Loz showed up. Being the party animals that they were, within five minutes they were dancing with a drunken pirate.
"…It never was and never will be, you're not real and you can't save me, somehow now you're everybody's fool…"
Kadaj banged his head on the wall as Yazoo continued singing karaoke. "Why? Why do you hate me Jenova?" Kadaj moaned.
With The Organization…
"Hollywood, here comes Luxord!"
They all stepped out of the bus, Luxord in the lead to avoid the members who had been turned into cards, who wanted to kill him.
Luxord picked up a map. Some of the other members did the same.
"Oh! The Little Mermaid Show! Come on Zexy!" Demyx yelled, grabbing The Cloaked Schemer by the hood and dragging him off in another direction, against his will.
"They were right! The Star Wars ride is here! Uh…I mean…I'm going for a walk…" Xemnas said, sticking the map in his claok, walking away as some members gave him weird looks.
They watched Xemnas leave, then turned back to looking at the map.
"Hey Larxene, lets watch The Beauty and The Beast Show!" Marluxia said, jumping up and down.
"Belle's here?" Xaldin said, ready to run after the dou but stopped when the other members glared at him.
"Where are Number VIII and XIII?" Saix asked, refering to Axel and Roxas who manged to slip away.
"They went to have fun, which is supposed to be what we're here to do. Now lets hurry up and deciede where to go," Xigbar said.
The Castle That Never Was…
Thud. Bang. Crash.
Kadaj and Riku returned to their fighting stances, circling around the broken vase on the ground.
"First, I 'accidentally' knock out Cloud, then find out that he, infact, is not Cloud, but some kid high on sugar. And now,I find you," Kadaj said, lunging at Riku with his weapon.
"Hey, not my fault I look like you," Riku said, blocking Kadaj's attack. "I was just on my way to the hot tubs with my newfound girlfriend."
A few feet away, Cloud and Sephiroth were leaning on a wall, watching the two silver haired teens battle. And they weren't fighting each other like usual.
"Who do you think is going win?" Cloud asked casually.
Sephiroth put his fingers on his chin. "Well…Kadaj."
"Riku."
"Wanna bet?"
"Why not…"
"100,000 Gil."
"You're on."
With Axel and Roxas…
"Ah, what's better than cars and fire?" Axel asked Roxas as they strolled through the park, on their way to see the show of "Lights! Motors! Action! Extreme Stunt Show"
"Girls in bikinis! But since that's not here, nothing's better," Roxas replied as they both laughed at their joke.
"Hehehe…I love the way you think," Axel said, putting a hand on Roxas's shoulder. "So where the heck is that place supposed to be?"
Roxas looked down at his map. "Well, not too far from here, actual-"
"Pedophile!"
"What the-?" Axel asked as a bunch of women came up to him, smacking him with their purses.
"You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Trying to molest a little boy! The nerve!"
"What the hell? He's my friend! And watch the hair!" Axel yelled, trying to protect himself.
"He even looks like a rapist!"
"Get 'em girls!"
Roxas just stood there, watching the women as they accused Axel of attempted rape. Shrugging, he went to go find some ice cream.
"Roxas! Roxas! Don't leave me here with them! Save me!"
With Marluxia and Larxene…
Larxene sighed. They just finished watching the show, and right after that, Marluxia had claimed that he needed to go to the bathroom. An hour later, and he still hadn't come back.
"I'm so going to kill him. It doesn't take someone this long to crap, does it? Maybe he got stuck or something…" She chuckled to herself, picturing Marluxia with his ass stuck in a toilet.
"Hello there, sweet thing."
Larxene turned around, and their he was, in all his flowery glory. In dress clothes. Why? She had no damn clue.
"Took ya long enough! I was beginning to think you got stuck in the toilet!" She yelled at the man, who had a rose in his mouth, and wearing a smug expression.
"Uh, why are you dressed that way?"
All of a sudden, Marluxia grabbed her and bent down. "I was thinking about how we should ditch this place and make our way back to the hotel for some 'quality time', if you know what I mean."
Larxene glared at him, then smiled. "I thought you'd never ask."
As they started making out (more like biting each others heads off), a group of women (the very same who had hit Axel with their purses) stopped a while away and started staring at the sadistic couple as they made out.
"Aw, they look so in love!"
"Yes, isn't it wonderful?"
"Not now girls, we have a job to do," The lead women looked down at the unconscious Axel at their feet. "We still have to turn this guy in for attempted rape!" They then grabbed his feet and dragged him away.
With Xemnas…
"Hehehe…" Xemnas muttered, walking around inside of the Star Wars store, right after getting off of the "Star Tours" ride. And boy, did he love this place. Finally, he was with other crazy Star Wars freaks!
He walked along each row of selves, looking over all the merchandise.
"Lets see, should I be on the light side, or the dark side?" He asked himself, but we all know the answer to that one. "Dark side for the win bitches! They pwn all joo!" He started clacking insanely.
At this point, any customer that had been within five feet of Xemnas started running away, very, very fast.
With Xigbar and Demyx…
They were, currently, eating hamburgers like starved animals. Occasionally earning weird glances.
"This stuff is good!" Demyx said, who was on his third.
"Oh yeah! The only things we usually eat at the castle is all that healthy crap. None of this so-called 'junk' food," Xigbar said, downing his forth.
"Yeah…we should ask Xaldin to make us some of these when we get home. That reminds me, do you think the crocodile in the lake is okay?"
Xigbar looked at Demyx before taking another bit. "The one that you ripped off Xemnas's ass? Didn't he tell you to get rid of it?"
Demyx smiled. "Yeah, but I put it in the lake instead. I hope she's all right…poor girl, she must be pretty lonely…"
Yeah Demyx…she's lonely all right…
At The Castle…
"Killer gator! Hit the hills!"
"Where's mah shot gun?"
"Man down! The demon's eating his arms off!"
Sora blinked at the mass hysteria unfolding around him as the baby crocodile walked on the shore of the lake, chewing a dummy's arms off its body as the drunk partygoers continued going crazy.
Back With Xigbar and Demyx…
"Hey Demyx, wasn't Zexy with you?"
"Yeah…but after we saw the Mermaid show he said something about wanting to go on some rides by himself…"
With Zexion…
Zexion smirked as he thought about which ride he should go on… "Rock 'n' Roller Coaster" or "The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror"?
"…"
"Heheheh…"
With Luxord, Saix, and Vexen…
"Luxord, I still fail to see as to why you volunteered us for that…whatever you people call it…" Vexen said, squeezing the water out of his hair.
"Yes, what was the point of getting on that boat and pretend that we were getting attacked at from the sky?"
Luxord laughed. The three of them had gotten in line for some Backlot tour, when some lady had walked up to them asking if they wanted to participate in a little skit that would show the audience how they put special effects into movies. The other two had started (and wanted to) say no, but Luxord said yes.
As it turned out, Vexen was the one who had to get a ton of water dumped on, and it didn't make him any happier. Luxord and Saix had to sweep the deck with one other person, and "act".
"Aw, come on! Don't be so mad!" Luxord said as they started walking to the busses that would give them the tour.
"Just shut up and lets go. The sooner we get to this tour, the sooner we can get back to the hotel," Saix said, walking ahead with Vexen.
Luxord sighed. Those two were such kill joys.
With Xaldin and Lexaeus…
Xaldin and Lexaeus had walked into something called "Walt Disney: One Man's Dream". This is not going to end well.
"So this guy was the one who created the little mouse king? I don't know whether to be shocked or confused…" Xaldin said, scratching his head as he read the signs that were put all over the walls.
"What I seem to be confused about is that all the worlds that some of us have been to are being talked about here…"
"This guy is weird…"
"Lets go then."
They continued to walk down the hall, and what they found at the end was…surprising…to say the least.
Xemnas (who had at least 15 bags on the floor around him) had his face currently pressed against a glass wall, which had some sort of display behind it. When they walked closer, they coud hear him talking to himself.
"…who dare make such a display? Why is the Keyblader on the box of that…videogame? I don't understand…wait a minute, how did they know I was doing that? Who the hell is watching us?!"
Xaldin and Lexaeus blinked as they stared at Xemnas, who was still talking to himself.
"I think it's time to leave now…"
"I think you're right."
The whole Organization was know at the front gate, waiting for Xemnas to get Axel away from the angered women.
"Stupid women…" Axel muttered as he held an ice pack to his head as he looked around at the other members.
Luxurd, Saix, and Vexen were wet, claiming that they "didn't know the gaint coke bottles would squirt water at them", Zexion looked as through someone had tried to rip his hair out (and the fact that he was smiling like someone high on sugar wasn't helping much either), and Xigbar and Demyx were staring at Xemnas and how much shopping bags he had with him (we all know where he got those from).
"Okay," Xemnas started, looking over how many member were in front of him, "the only ones we seem to be missing are Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas. Anyone know where they are?"
"I saw Marluxia and Larxene leaving the park earlier. And can you believe they don't sell sea-salt ice cream in this place? It's a conspiracy!" They all turned to see Roxas making his way toward them, and he look pissed off (poor ice cream loving boy…).
"They left the park? Why?" Lexaeus asked as they all started boarding the bus.
"No idea…lets just go. I want to pla- I mean, examine the items I bought today," Xemnas said, smiling evilly as the others stared at him. (Poor guy…always being stared at…)
"Man, I'm beat," Axel said, waking into the hotel room after Xemnas had opened the door. "I now officially hate that park."
"Why? I like it," Demyx said, walking into the kitchen with a few other members who were hungry.
"Yeah, well you didn't get mugged by a bunch of women, accusing you of raping your best friend!" Axel muttered under his breath as he made it to his room. He, for one, had enough of today.
As the others started looking through the fridge for something to chow down on, they heard Axel scream.
"HOLY LORD MARY AND JOSEPH, WHY ARE THEY FUCKING IN MY BED?!"
"Well, at least now we know why Marluxia and Larxene came home early," Xigbar said, chucking nervously as Axel ran past them, getting ready to barf in the garbage.
The World That Never Was…
"I can't believe them!"
"The nerve those two have to waltz off and leave us there like that."
"Don't forget making us go to Disney Castle to track down where the gummi ship is. And to think, they came here! Of all places!"
"What I would like to know is why they came here."
"Probably to mess with the Organization."
The two cloaked figures walked up the path to The Castle That Never Was. Their hoods were up, only because it was raining. When they arrived at the door, the first figure knocked on the door, then started banging, only because the people inside didn't hear them the first time.
They finally heard someone on the other side trying to get to the door. The door opened, revealing Sora, who was holding an empty coke bottle in his hands. "Hello and welcome to the party, hosted by me and Riku, who is currently in the hot tub with Aurora. How may I help you two?"
The two figures took off their hoods, making Sora turn very pale.
"Crap."