Kasek: Okay, I wrote this because I was bored. And IM fics are funny. The disclaimer will be recited by… Sasuke!
Naruto: It's always about Sasuke!
Kasek: If it's always about Sasuke, then why is the series named after you?
Naruto: … I have my own series?
Sasuke: (knocks out Naruto) Kasek does not own Naruto. However, I just did.
Kasek: Ha, ha, clever joke. (sarcasm) Let's start the insanity!
Why Ninjas DON'T Have Internet
Ramenkage810 has signed on.
Avenger723 has signed on.
SasukeFan328 has signed on.
Ramenkage810: hlo, evrybdy!
SasukeFan328: Can't you type like a normal person, Naruto?
Ramenkage810: npe! LOL
Avenger723: … Why am I even here?
SasukeFan328: Because you love me!
Avenger723: … I don't think so.
SasukeFan923 has signed on.
Butterfly51 has signed on.
Troublesome922 has signed on.
Ramenkage810: Hi, guyz!
SasukeFan328: Hello, Ino-pig.
SasukeFan923: Nice to see you, too, billboard brow.
Avenger723: ...
Butterfly51: (munches on chips)
Troublesome922: Refer to my name.
Ramenkage810: GAH! Which 1 iz which?
Avenger723: … Idiot.
Mushi123 has signed on.
DogsRock77 has signed on.
UH1227 has signed on.
Mushi123: Greetings.
DogsRock77: Yo!
UH1227: Hello, everybody.
Ramenkage810: GAH! How do u guyz do that?
UH1227: Do what?
Ramenkage810: Sign on at the same time. Are you guys at a net café or something?
SasukeFan328: Yes, Naruto, we all are… except for you apparently. On a side-note, I guess you can type like a normal person.
Ramenkage810: Uh… H1 5h1n0! H1 K1b4! H1...Who are you?
UH1227: hgbhghgyhgyhgyhytgghuyhy
Ramenkage810: Huh? I'm confused. I can't read that.
DogsRock77: Now look what you did, Naruto! She fainted on the keyboard! (A/N1)
Ramenkage810: She? Who's she?
FreeBird73 has signed on.
FreeBird73: Hinata, your father requests your presence back at the estate.
Ramenkage810: Uh, Hinata's not here…
FreeBird73: Her screen-name is on the list.
Avenger723: You'll have to pick her up. She's at the Konoha Net Café. Also…
UH1227 has signed off.
Avenger723: Now no one will think she's still here.
FreeBird73: Thanks, BRT.
FreeBird73 has signed off.
Ramenkage810: Wait, UH1227 was Hinata? What's up with her screen name?
SasukeFan328: Think long and hard.
Ramenkage810: GAH! She's turned into another Uchiha fangirl!
Avenger723: Idiot.
(All nod)
Kasek: Okay… I'll try to put up more chapters soon. Though I doubt anyone will be reading this. I mean, there are just WAY too many Naruto fics out there.
(A/N1: I actually did try to bang my head on the keyboard; however, that doesn't really register any keys, so I had to press my head on it softly. Not too comfortable. Did you know that four of the letters used to spell Hyuga are touching each other?)