I do not own POSH!
Pairings
Leon / D
Warnings
Yaoi, Shonen Ai, certain situations, language as a certain Kami would say. Other calls it cursing or bad words.
My bad grammar and spelling!
Rating
R so far
Genre
Humor, Romance, Horror of some sort, maybe sexual situations between two males if I ever decide to write a sequel, Yaoi.
Description
Just my wicked imagination of what could happen if Leon would find D in Japan and could not hold his mouth closed!
Please remember that I am native German and do not write as properly as
a native English-speaking individual. I gave this already to one of my
beta and will replace it against the beta version as soon it comes back
to me.
Suryallee
"So, and what do you desire now from me, since you finally found me here in Japan?"
D´s voice held a freezing touch and was warm like the sun at the same time. To Leon it sounds more like a purr as a voice.
Shivering, the detective just eyed clueless at D´s features and then shrugged it off.
" Actually you were the one who run in Germany away!"
A new voice growled loudly in the backside of the shop, " Did that not give you the final clue that you aren't wanted here!"
Leons stare fixed angrily with the Totetsus eyes, then he exploded.
" No Duu, you little shit! Really? I Know That! Its not that I want to
be around you anyway ever freely again, it's just my sense of duty,
nothing more!"
Tetsu´s HUH? expression told him enough to clarify his last words.
" I do this for the reason that my little bro asked me to give your
Kami boss, out of a point I that will never understand, his stupid
picture back. I know that you all extreme dislike me anyway! I am human
but I am not stupid, Goat! What did you thought why I do follow him?
That I am lovesick with D? Are you nuts? Even you should have found
out by now that D is Male and besides that I am not gay, he is not even
a human!
Moreover, he is absolutely not my Type anyway! He looks like a girl in
that dresses he wears all the time and I never was paying attention to
black haired chicks anyway.
LA is now a place without sudden troubling kills of citizens with pets
from here, so why in the hells name should I be angry that your Kami
left?"
He never saw D´s features going from troubled to angry, then to very irritated and from there to surprised and then to mortified, from there then to fuming again to end finally in an, I am mad look!
Leon's lips had not spilled the last words of his little outburst out
at Tetsu when he began to feel somewhat uncomfortable all of a sudden.
The hairs on his neck stood up and when he took the terrified look of
D´s pets in…Leon gulped; did he say something that he better should not
have?
From behind him, out of D´s current location in the room he was
suddenly addressed by a sweetly, much too kindly voice of the very same
Kami.
" What did you just say?"
Leon gulped again this was not good! He refused to turn around to face the wrath of the Kami that certainly he would face, if he didn't deserted the pet shop very fast now!
His feet began to prepare for a dead run, out of the shops doors when he suddenly saw the animals of D disappear, one by one in a pretty fast speed out of the room…. now Leon was more then worried; what did he say that had pissed D of so badly?
" I asked you a question...Leon."
Again he hear the Kami behind him address him in that honey sweet voice, Leon knew it was D´s ´I will kill you! voice...
Even Tetsu leaved now with a visible gulp the room and gave the perfect image of a creature that feared for his existence away to Leon!
Leon did not really want to find out why all the pets suddenly leaved the room after they looked on D´s face right behind him!
He gulped for the x´th time today and tried to sound as risk-free as possible.
"Uhm? Wh…what do you suggest, D? Did I say something incorrect?"
Leon could now really feel the heat up of the D´s fury in his back.
This time he did not swallow, Leon made a rush for the doors and was out of them in seconds only...only to run in a straight line into a little tornado like looking whirl of wind and air that suddenly appeared right in his path and that caught him practically by his collar to yank him roughtly back inside the shop.
"Ouch!"
With a loudly bump, it released the poor detective right before the feet's of a still seething D.
" Again, Leon, What Was That?"
Leon heard the swishing of cloths within movement, and then the Kami
suddenly kneeled down on eyelevel with Leon and looked him dead on in
the face.
Leon still refused to look into the mismatched eyes of the other…. he knew all too exactly what he would see in them!
Now madly thinking about a good answer he finally gave it up and gave D his answer.
" I told the stupid goat only that I just wanted to give you the
picture back, as Chris has asked me to do for him! What is wrong with
that! Hell, D! I did not even wanted to be here, you and your family
made it very sure to let my stupid ass know what a little shit I the
plain human are in your holy eyes! So what? Its just I wanted to give
you that dammed picture!"
He was now nearly as mad as the still livid looking Kami in his view.
Their eyes had a currently running staring contest for several seconds before D anew asked him with that voice from before…only, this time the voice was a notch deeper as before.
"I asked you…what, was, that?"
He even well defined every single letter this time, as if he was talking to a lunatic.
Leon felt cold sweat break out of his skin.
The set of eyes of the Kami held a strange glimmer inside of them. D
looked at him as if he was barely a hair away from strangling his sorry
neck!
Leon gulped now visibly at the Kami and scooted away from the seemingly gone mad D!
No avail, the Kami merely followed him and soon Leon found his back hit against the wall.
Shit! He thought, what the heck did I say that pissed him off that much!
Suddenly the enraged look made place for a bizarrely dangerous beam directed at Leon, in the face of the Kami.
" Leon?" (still beaming)
"Uhum?" (Swallows!)
" What was that?" (Fixes Leons eyes with his)
"Uhm, what was what?" (Nervous smile)
"What did you call my lovely cheongsams?" (Smiles beautifully)
"… Oh! Uhm…d...dress?" (Gulps again)
"What did you say I look alike?" (Eyes spitting fire at Leon)
"Uh?" (Tries to feel not terrified from the look of the other now)
"The Dress Leon..." (Looks annoyed now)
"Oh! That,… t…that you look like a girl into that?" (Brings his head backwards and hopes he will stay alive through this)
"…! Precisely, plus before that?" (Sounds really fuming now)
"HUH?" (Confused now)
"I Am What NOT?" (Touches nearly with his nose Leons now and practically purrs that out)
Now every alarm siren inside of Leon Orcot´s head began to yell at him at the same second. Within a fraction of a second, Leon realized suddenly what D could mean.
Ignoring the alarms in his head, that told him to stay calm and silent, to give D a harmless answer to calm the Kami, and definitely not to move now; Leon tried to escape instead and moved his body to the left side.
His intention was to reach the door of the shop entry once again. Nerveless; he never even left the spot on the floor completely!
I told you! Seemed a voice in his head to say at this and wished him good luck in the same second.
Because, D had caught him right the second he had tried to stand up by his pants and then had thrown him down on the carped. Currently the Kami straddled his waist and held Leon down by his wrists. Nose touching nose now.
"And I am not your Type? Was it not that what you just told Tetsu a few minutes before? And I do look like a chick?"
Leon blanched rapidly at the ice-cold voice the other used.
His brain told him that D had something akin to punishment in his
mind…only; Leon did not understand why the other was so angry about it
to be not his ty…p…e…Oh Shit!
However, before he could scream murder at the seemingly crazed Kami,
the very same one changed his current smile against a rather wicked
smirk and licked at Leons nose.
" Too bad, Leon-Chan, that you are not into male as you told us all so
nicely before, but don't be concerned about that too much now. I am
sure after tonight, you will have gotten cured from me from that
permanently!"
With that, his mouth closed Leons lips with a kiss right in the split second the man in his mercy wanted to scream out in complete horror.
Leon only thought now, Help Me!
Do not ask me people! I don't know where that came from(Sweat-drops)
I was only sitting on my comp and reading one of my mails when I suddenly had the idea for this insanity!
I am not sure if I should write a sequel to this…if you want one, then
tell me. I think I went far enough, so use your imagination of what
happens after this. (shudders)
The lection of today is; never forget D when he stands right behind
you, when you yell at Tetsu and do not think at all what you just say,
Leon!
Suryallee