Ozzie & Heather.

Writing Credits:

Idea by Ozopossim.

Story by Gipdac.

Written by Gipdac.

Note: this may offend some people, so only read if you really want to...

(Warning: contains incest between Ozzie & Heather)

Chapter 1

Heather watched her father faint, and her ears went down in embarassment.

Why does he always do that? She thought to herself.

That was two years ago.

Now, if was two years after RJ had joined the family.

Heather now appreciated Playing Possum, and practiced it constantly.

But, for some reason, she was now attracted to her dad...

Why? Its wrong. It is sooo wrong! She thought.

She sat down by the pond, and began talking to herself.

"Why am I in love with my dad?"

"Because he's hot."

"But he's my dad!"

"He's still hot."

"Why am I like this?"

Then, she heard a voice behind her.

"You're in love with your dad?"

She quickly turned around. It was RJ.

"...Yes."

"Wow...This is a new one for me."

"Do you think I'm a freak?"

"Of course not."

RJ sat down next to her.

"I'm so confused, RJ."

"I can see why."

"I want to tell him, but then...I'm not sure."

"To be honest...If he cares about you, he'll understand."

"Do you think he does?"

"Who wouldn't love a girl like you?"

He then covered his mouth. He shouldn't have said that...

Heather looked at him in surprise.

"Are you in love with me, RJ?"

"...Yes..."

Heather hugged him kindly, making RJ uncomforitable.

"That really cheers me up, RJ."

"...No prob."

"I'll tell him tomorrow."