There are just some things that are better left unknown about our Persona…EXTREMELY OOC.
GAKUEN ALICE IS NOT MINE….though I wish Persona was real so I can make him clean my room.
Warning: Beware of extreme OOC-ness.
Author's Notes: This fanfic has evolved from a silly fanfic to one with an actual plot. I don't see the evil characters in Gakuen Alice for their bad traits. My whole experience doing psychological reports and reading different kinds of books taught me to look deeper into the possibilities of one's personality. (The brain is very beautiful and complex. Evil people may be hiding some good or dorky traits; good people are also capable of the worst bitch-slapping you can imagine – it's called the Lucifer effect. For your information, someone like Adolf Hitler used to be generally known as a good person by his acquaintances. :p)
MAN! I did a LOT of revision from Page 1-34...tweaked the plot (don't expect the exact main plot as the previous version...I already gave it away so what's the point using it, ne?), deleted some parts, discovered further grammatical errors, added the lost comedy somewhere in the later chapters...blah! Who in her right mind would revise all 34 pages??! Am I the first weirdo who did this? YAAAY! I guess I can't force myself to update if I don't feel like it. My sense of humor tends to be replaced by my sense of horror. Haha. You might find it interesting that I was listening Rainbow Brite Christmas songs while I was revising this Persona fic, hohoho-! Fear Rainbow Brite! Muahahaha!
Rated T for slanguage.
This is dedicated to the most misunderstood character in Gakuen Alice - Persona. Your fans love you no matter what anybody says.
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Persona's Secret Diary
Genre: Friendship / Humor
Written By: Wrath of Athena
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Wednesday, 10:00 pm
Dear Diary,
I bought you in Central Town today, disguised as my amazingly handsome drop-dead gorgeous other self, Serio. Damn! That saleslady was hot! Anyway as I was saying, I decided to buy you because the academy believed I needed a better outlet than bullying the self-esteem out of Natsume Hyuuga. (I mean, come on! What's a better outlet than that?)
Damn theeeeeeeeem.
I was having so much fun with it too. Damn those politicians always wanting the fun for themselves. Do you call that fair, dear diary? It's not, right? I'm glad you understand.
Wow, having a diary might not be a bad idea after all. It's a good outlet. You truly understand how I feel. Those romantic morons are right all this time? Wow.
Let me list the top 3 things that I'm going to like about you my dear, dear diary…
1) You never answer back.
2) You are mine --- all mine.
3) You always agree with me.
From now on, you'll be sleeping under my pillow where nobody will find you. If they do, I'll kill them.
Maybe I'll ask out that beautiful blonde saleslady in that store tomorrow.
I have to take leave now, dear diary.
That delicious boy Natsume is back from his mission.
I have to hide you.
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Friday, 5:00 pm
Dear Diary,
Do you remember that hot saleslady I was talking about? She agreed to go out on a date with me! Can you believe it? I can't wait!
LUCKY.
She's so goddamn lucky to go out with someone like me.
My date's in an hour. I have to prepare now. I'll tell you all about it when I get home.
Adieu!
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Friday, 7:00 pm
Dear Diary,
I told you two hours ago that I had a date, right?
DAMN! It was the WORST date of my life.
SHIT! The girl turned out to be that goddamn Narumi.
That crazy cross-dressing man! I can't believe he led me on!
THAT GUY IS MENTAL!
I'm too exhausted to write…maybe tomorrow. Goodnight!
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To be continued…
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