BUGGY'S ISLAND BLUES: EP 5

Hello! It's me again, I've been away for such a long time. Anyway, I was bored so I tried continuing this random story of mine. I was hoping to give it a good ending, or to give more sense to it, but due to the fact that this fanfic was made through random things that came out of my mind, the story only gets more confusing and mysterious in this chapter. I have changed some properties of this fanfic…and I can only say one thing as I continue on writing, kid's…Please don't ever try the things you read in here at home.

"Head butt of desperation!" Buggy rushed forth towards the witch, he wasn't carrying any weapons, plus he was weak due to too much beating with the kids. Nevertheless, he tried his best to protect the two cuties.

Either luck was with him that time, or the witch had lost her focus due to the hunger. Buggy hit the witch good in the stomach. His spear-like attack was even powerful enough to send the witch sprawling over the floor.

Buggy crawled, even though he was able to hit the witch he was still in fatigue. He tried his best to pull himself up.

Too late, the witch was already recovering from the head butt of desperation he just gave. The witch raised the knife in her hands ready to stab the wounded clown-pirate. The children who were inside the cell cuddled each other more as they saw the horrifying expression the witch's face had.

"Kill that bitch!!" The little girl screamed…well it was only a short lived scream since her big brother had slapped her square in the face.

"Mind your language cunt!"

"Look who's talking!" The little girl gave her big brother a low-blow, she soon found him on his knees crying from the pain.

"Hellllppp!!" Buggy screamed to the two little kids, a knife's tip was already protruding from his back to his chest, skewering him alive with the witches stab. "Would you please stop fighting and help me!"

"Helllpp!!" The little boy screamed, his sister was now giving him consecutive kicks and stomps as he lay like a snail on the prison floor while holding his crotch.

More stabs kept coming towards Buggy, more kicks and stomps kept coming towards the not so cute boy.

"Hey Gretel!" The witch suddenly regarded the little girl inside the prison cell. The little girl after hearing this stopped her senseless brutality towards her big brother.

"Tag!" Said the witch, she got in close to the little girl, and both of them clapped hands.

The little girl, willingly obliged towards the evil witch's request. She then steps out of the prison cell, snaps some of her fingers to ready them in beating the clown-pirate, and puffs lot of visible smoke in her nostrils to show the upcoming fury Buggy is about to receive.

The witch on the other hand, kept twirling her bloody knife, she had stabbed Buggy with it sixteen times already, and the only thing that kept Buggy from being alive was his devil-fruit powers. But this kid right now would never be able to survive knife stabs. According to the witch's assessment, the little boy known as Hansel was an ordinary human who has never even heard of the powers of the devil-fruit before.

"Hihihihi! I'm about to have roast boy for dinner tonight!" The witch kept coming towards the poor beaten up boy with her knife. She was carrying a maniacal grin as she walked, her eyes blurted out largely, and water kept dripping from her mouth.

"Sto…stop…" Buggy mustered all the strength he could have to try and convince the witch to beat him up instead of the little boy. Then he saw Gretel (the little girl) come close to him. "You….save…save your big brother!"

"Shut your trap old man!" The girl gave Buggy a solid kick in the chin. Poor Buggy, he flew and tumbled topsy-turvy from the blow.

"What? What are you doing little girl!! She's your brother!!" Buggy was now crying, he screamed a command to the girl. But his screams were fruitless and didn't get anywhere. Well it did get him 3 fast painless stomps on his back and 2 painful kicks that hit his rib-cage by luck…or should I say bad-luck.

The little girl picked Buggy up, she grabbed the front sleeve of his pirate shirt and dragged him towards her face so that she could see his and he could see her.

The she bit his red nose.

Will Buggy ever escape the horrors of this mysterious island? What will happen to the little kid? He doesn't have powers of the devil-fruit the same as Buggy's, how will Buggy save Hansel and Gretel…And most of all, how will Buggy beat the evil witch that plans on boiling his gonads?

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