Author's Note:I was once quoted as saying, "Don't make me get all didactic on your ass!" I think that sums me up fairly well. Basically, I'm a smarty pants who likes to inform other people. I get off on teaching, if you will. I'm saying this so that you can understand the type of person it takes to use smut as a way of educating the masses about a little thing I like to call "Latin."

Lapsus Linguae

A Slip of the Tongue

Danny lay on the bed, leaning on his elbow and staring down at the sleeping form of his new bedmate. He grinned at her awkward position, and reached down to brush her hair off her face.

This action tickled her and her nose scrunched up before she let out a sneeze. Rubbing her eyes she looked around blearily until she noticed the man beside and above her. She blushed as she recalled how blatantly sexual she'd been that afternoon.

"Good morning," he said and leaned down to kiss her nose. She scrunched it up again.

"I'm pretty sure that mornings involve more sunlight than we're currently experiencing," she pointed out the window.

"Technicality. I just woke up, therefore it's morning." This time, he leaned down and placed a kiss on her neck, just behind her jaw.

"Interesting semantic argument, Detective Messer, but that doesn't change the fact that you're… you're…" she lost track of what she was saying as his lips moved into the hollow of her throat. "You're… really… really good at that."

He chuckled into her skin and moved down a few more inches.

"You know what my favourite expression is?" he asked as his hands wandered along her hips and thighs.

"Nuh-uh," she shook her head, not really paying that much attention. "What is it?"

"Lapsus Linguae." His tongue was doing some amazing things to the tops of her breasts now and Lindsay had to have him repeat himself twice before she realized he wasn't speaking English.

She bit her lip and tangled her fingers in his hair, the better to guide him exactly where she wanted him. Moaning, she asked, "…s'that mean?"

He paused in his ministrations to look right into her eyes and said, "Slip of the tongue."

Her eyes widened as she realized what he had in mind and he gave her a devilish grin before ducking his head down and resuming his previous actions.

All she could think of to say was, "Ohhh my…"