Squad 13

It begins…

I don't own naruto. "talking" 'thinking' (for give the spelling! O.O/ )

All was quiet. All was still. It was 3:00am in the village hidden in the leaves and everyone was sleeping. Except for the guards of course. Then BAM! The door to a bedroom went flying open making another hole in the wall to add to the growing collection. "WAKE UP MAGGOTS!" a very loud, brown haired young women, wearing full body chain mail with a very short skirt with a long tan cote said standing in the doorway. She looked around the room. It was small and had one bunk bed, a TV, a closet and one dresser with a meair on top. 'What a pigsty' the women thought looking at the floor which was completely covered with homework and clothes. She then looked at the walls. It looked like they got in a cat fight because the wall had some blood here and there. Besides that it had some posters of some bands and some 'hot' guys. She looked at the bed and noticed they weren't wakening up! She then got out a kuniknife and said… "I said get…UP!" she then through the kuniknife at one of the body's sleeping on the bottom bunk. It was a girl with long black hair that was all over the place. She had on a orange tang top with orange short pj shorts. The kuniknife landed right in front of her and right in front of the other girl sleeping next to her. She had short dark brown almost black hair that went down to her back in the back and down to her boobs in the front.(her hair is slanting) She had a purple tang top on with purple pj shorts on. They both woke up instantly as the kuniknife landed right between them. They both screamed and jumped up hitting there heads on the top of their bed wakening up the girl in the top bunk. She had long light brown red hair that went down to her waist. She had on a red tang top with red pj shorts. Hearing the other two scream she woke up instantly and screamed with them as she jumped up and hit her head on the ceiling. All three of them yelped with pain and held their heads saying owww and swearing once or twice. The women in the doorway stood there smirking then said "all right maggots think we under stand each other now…" "AHHHHH…oh! Its just Anko-sensei…ANKO-SENSEI! AHHHHHHHHH!" the girl on the top bunk said. Then they all laughed at that except Anko. She was not very happy. "Ok miss Akimichi just for that little comment you all have to run five laps around the yard!" she smirked knowing how they all hated to run. "Oh and there's a catch… NO CHAKRA!" she said with her evil little smirk "now…GET OUT THERE!" she then blew a whistle and the three girls jumped out of bed ( more like fell…) and ran out of the room with Anko at their heals blowing her whistle. "gee great idea for thinking about giving her a whistle for her birth day Sabuza… your really smart aren't you!" the dark brown haired girl said to the girl with long black hair as they ran around the yard that had long grass that hadn't been cut for about a year. "SHUT UP KENJI!" Sabuza said to the dark brown haired girl. Then they looked behind them to see that Anko was no where to be found. "where's Anko?" asked the girl in front of Sabuza and Kenji. Then they heard a loud noise. They looked behind them to see Anko chasing after them with…A LAWN MOWER! ( lolz I had to mow the yard to day so that's where I got the idea! ) DUN DUN DUUUUN!

A/N: well sorry but I have to cut this chapter short. My brother has to go on…'has' peh. I could right more but I wanna leave you hanging.

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Will Kenji Sabuza and the other girl survive Ankos mower of death?

How will they survive and who's dumb idea was it to get her one! Tune in next time and find out!