Tetris: The Musical
By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: All characters in this story are the property of Nintendo. The lack of updating belongs to me. All Super Smash Brothers characters are the property of Nintendo. Also, this is nawt funny.

Chapter 2: Possibly the worst thing I have ever written

Disclaimer II: This is possibly the worst thing I have ever written.

"Link, guess what!" said Peach.

"What?" replied Link.

"I got a Snake for my birthday!" said Peach.

"Hahaha," said Link, "Wouldn't it be funny if you got that guy called Snake for your birthday, as opposed to a live snake for your birthday!"

Link chuckled to himself.

"But Link," said Peach, "I really do have Snake in my room, tied up."

Link continued to chuckle. "Peach, you have such a clever imagination, witty lines, a divine sense of humour and good taste in kitchen appliances."

Link continued to chuckle.

"Come here, pet Snake!" said Peach.

Link continued to chuckle.

Snake on a leash walked into the room.

"Hahahahahaha," said Link, "This is a very elaborate joke you have planned to humour me for here, I am glad you appreciate me as a human being."

"Help me Link," said Snake, "I am being held hostage and held as a pet by Peach!"

"O NOES," said Link, "O NOESOSoSSOSOOOESOSOSOOOES!1 WHAT DO I DO!"

"Let us buy, Kentucky Fried Chicken," said Marth.

The author died from copyright infringement.

EDN

Guestwritten by Link1203292432.

Review, I like feedback. This is le serialised fic, so there's a new adventure every time!

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