Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it.

A/N: This came to be a while back when I couldn't sleep…it was late, so I didn't feel like typing it up, so now here it is! Enjoy!

XXX

In the beginning, God created man and woman. He created light and dark. On the seventh day, God created dumb. Yes, God works in mysterious ways.

Hiyono Yuizaki was her name. She was your average blonde on the outside, but on the inside, she was just about as dumb as they came.

Mow, it just so happens that the girl wasn't very bright, because she as she was staying at Eyes' place and watching him sleep, she got an idea. (Note: you should NEVER sleep around Hiyono!) It was a very cruel and evil idea, but to Hiyono, it was supposedly all in good fun.

The pianist was in a very pleasant, very warm, very cozy, and very arousing dream about Kanone at the time. A soft moan left his lips and he clawed at the silk sheets in the depths of sleep. He was so close to a beautiful, blissful release….

Hiyono grinned, licking her lips and lowering her head, stopping just an inch from that exposed, pale stomach. Yes, Eyes was sexy indeed, but her plans weren't anywhere near perverted. She let the Blade Child have a few more seconds of an undisturbed dream, before she placed a big, fat raspberry on that creamy, flat stomach.

Eyes woke up, uttering a small yelp of surprise, only to glare at a smiling Hiyono.

"Did I wake you?" she questioned, moronically.

Eyes glared at the dumb blonde, gritting his teeth in frustration. The annoying little wench had waken him up, killing any chances of having a wet dream. 'Kill her.' His mind told him, but his body was tired and wanted to get back to sleep. In the end, the mind's comment was overruled. 'I'll kill her later…' he told himself, resting his head back on his pillow. Then he sighed. 'When God created the Yuizaki girl, he created dumb…' he let his eyes drift shut and fell back to sleep.

A/N: It's so short…I'm sorry. Ok, but Hiyono is a grade A idiot…she just dug her own grave. (grins and watches as Eyes tortures her) anyway, please review!