The
Typo
Disclaimer: I don't own Disney, Square Enix, etc. I am a failure at life. :c
My first pure humor fic, most likely will only be a few chapters, unless people really like it.
The organization was busy as ever. They finally were complete, with the lucky number of 13. Axel had the task of showing number thirteen around his new home, what a pleasure! Actually, Axel hated everyone. He couldn't stand anyone in the organization. The only reason he joined it in the first place was because he wanted to burn and hurt things. He didn't give two shits about any hearts, kingdoms or anything relating to the two. Xemnas finally put a network communication system in each room, aka a computer. Not that Axel cared, it was just another way Demyx could bother him. He already had it up to here Demyx's guitar solos in the middle of the night. He could not believe his luck when Xemnas forced him to share a room with Demyx. Demyx was happy about his new roommate, since he enjoyed pestering 'Axy', 'Pyro', 'Axelater', or just simply 'Axel'.
Axel was done with a hard day of work, tomorrow he would show that new guy around and get the rest of the day off. He opened his door then suddenly heard a guitar ballad that almost made him deaf.
"Whoops!" Demyx screamed as he stopped playing his guitar.
As soon as he stopped playing his guitar, his water dolls weren't animated anymore and soaked the whole room. Axel's face turned red, he was sick and tired of this bubble head moron.
"Woah man, Ax-man, your face is redder than your hair- Ahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Forgive me!" Demyx nearly dodged Axel's flaming chakrams.
"Shut up, and leave me alone" Axel walked to their shared bathroom, making sure the door was locked this time. He didn't want Demyx sneaking in again, like he had done many times before.
"Axel….!" Demyx sang
"…What?" Axel sarcastically sang back
"I'm going to send you an e-mail!" He added an extra squeak, knowing it would annoy Axel even more.
"I won't check it then"
"That's mean Axy!"
"Get used to it" The shower soon was turned on, and Demyx's complaining was drowned out by water. Axel smiled, peace and quiet.
"Let's see how this thinger migigar works!" Demyx pushed the power up button, and soon the screen turned on. He soon saw a login screen asking for his username and password. He took out his new computer ID card, and typed in his username and password.
"dem-yx-num-ber-ni-ne" he said while typing out his username. He was about to say his password out loud, then remembered the long lecture Xemnas gave them.
"What if someone finds out our password?" Zexion asked
"You're fucked" Xemnas said
Demyx looked around the room, and made sure no one was watching. He typed his password in, and clicked the log in button. The computer started loading and greeted with a 'welcome'.
"Hello to you too, computer! How are you? I am Demyx!" Demyx replied to the computer, he waited for a reply, but didn't get one.
"I guess it isn't so friendly…" Demyx then saw the icon for the e-mail program, and clicked it. He saw the list of all the organization members, and their e-mails. He clicked on Axel's name, and a window came up.
To: Axel
From: Demyx
Title:MAIL FROM DEMYX!
Message:
HEY AXEL!
I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO WRITE YOU AN EMAIL! THIS IS SO COOL! GUESS WHAT THE COMPUTER TALKED TO ME, I BET IT HAS THE HOTS FOR ME. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU AREN'T MAD, I CAN'T HELP IT SOMETIMES IF I ACT ODD TO YOU. ANYWAYS I THINK YOU ARE DONE TAKING A SHOWER SO I'M GONNA GO. LATER AXEL: DDDD
PS: XEMNAS TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO SEND THAT NEW GUY/ROXAS AN EMAIL.
Demyx then hit the send button, and once the message was sent he logged off the computer. Oh yah, he lied about that whole e-mail Roxas thing, but who cares? He saw Axel with a towel wrapped around his waist, and was finishing up on drying his hair.
"Axel, Axel, Axel, Axel, Axel, check your e-mail, please?" Demyx begged
"Why?" Axel crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.
"Xemnas says we have to log in and check our e-mail today" Another lie Demyx dropped.
"Fine, fine. I'll go check it now" Demyx smiled and soon went into the bathroom, singing under the sea.
Axel saw the login screen and grabbed his login information from the bottom drawer of the computer desk. He typed his information and put the card back where it was. Soon the computer booted up and Axel clicked the e-mail icon. The program loaded and alerted Axel he had one new message from Demyx.
Axel opened the e-mail and waited it to load. His eyes soon met with a massive size 48 font, in blaring bright blue, not to mention the whole thing was in caps lock.
"Damn you Demyx" Axel growled and hit the reply button.
To: Demyx
From: Axel
Title: Reply; MAIL FROM DEMYX!
Message:
Why the fuck is your text on crack? Are you trying to get me blind? I hate you, never e-mail me again.
PS: I'm going to break your sitar tomorrow.
Axel clicked the send button and grinned.
Now he had to e-mail that new kid, Roxas, number thirteen. He clicked on Roxas' name and a new message window came up.
To: Roxas
From: Axel
Title: Tomorrow
Message:
Hey, my name is Axel, number eight, got it memorized? Anyways, I'm going to show you around tomorrow. You're that blond guy blue eye guy, right? I'm pretty sure that's you. Sorry to be blunt, but I most likely will sex you by tomorrow. Bye.
Axel was too distracted to check his message, and just clicked the send button. He wanted to get this over with. He then saw the sending icon, and saw the message behind it. His eyes grew, SEX? Damn this computer, and damn this keyboard! Why was v so close to s? It was supposed to say VEX means to annoy, get mad with, etc., not SEX. Great, just great. This was all Demyx's stupid fault.
He waited for awhile, and saw Demyx come out of the bathroom, he hoped Demyx would have an answer.
"Demyx, is there a way to change a sent message?" Axel hoped, he didn't want the new kid thinking he was some horny pervert.
"Uh…a time machine? What happened?" Demyx smiled, this had to be good.
"It's on the computer screen" Axel mumbled
Demyx walked over and saw the message, and nothing seemed wrong at first than he read the line. "Sorry to be blunt, but I most likely will sex you by tomorrow". Demyx started laughing, he couldn't stop.
"Are you going to help me? Or are you just going to keep laughing like a moron!" Axel yelled.
"Well, you could always send him another message by saying you made a typo" Axel for once thought Demyx had a good idea. He went over to the computer, and was just about to send another e-mail to Roxas.
"Demyx, what's a typo?" Demyx blinked, Axel didn't know what a typo was?
"It's when you accidentally type another word, when you meant to type the word you wanted" Axel remembered that, he had to make sure this never happened again.
To: Roxas
From: Axel
Title: Tomorrow, fix
Message:
I meant vex, not sex. I'm not a dirty pervert, but Demyx is.
Axel clicked the send button but an error occurred.
System is temporarily offline, it will be back up in: 5 minutes
Okay, so Axel was going to wait five minutes, then everything was going to be fixed. Then the suddenly the five turned into a twenty, which turned into an eighty, which turned into an 'unknown at this time'.
"Noooooooo!" Axel screamed, Demyx was still laughing, this was great!
A few minutes before…
Roxas had just logged onto his computer. He saw one new e-mail. He was surprised anyone e-mailed him, since he was new and all. He saw it was from Axel, number eight, the guy who was going to show him around tomorrow. He clicked the message and waited for it to load.
Ahahaha. That's the end of chapter one. This is what happens when you're on aim, and make perverted typos. Yes. Review because it makes me happy, yes…