I have a million story ideas, and yet, they never show up on paper…maybe I should actually try to type some of them.

Anyway, read my latest Naruto fic.

Discliamer: I don't own Naruto, but if I did, this is what will happen in the future…

Naruto's Konoha Reunion

The notice tacked on the wall read "KONOHA'S NINJA REUNION." It pointed to a door and many grown ninja were entering it.

Welcome to the year, 2016…the year in which Naruto and his former genin gang are 25 years old…

There had been a notice where everyone who were formal Konoha ninja, now 25, are welcomed to come for a 10 year reunion. To see how their past teammates and friends are doing and to show off who was Hokage and who was still a genin.

Naruto arrived in Konoha pretty late. He was officially still a genin…but that's because he was training in the Stone Village for awhile.

Naruto, is 25 years old…that seems odd, yet he is still a prank pulling pervert (he inherited his perverted traits from Jiraiya.

He wondered around Konoha, with his map, trying to figure out where the reunion was. His dream still remains to be Hokage, and his lifelong crush still remains Sakura.

"The Academy…" Naruto read off the map. "Oh yea, that was…"

Naruto's head tilted and he discovered he was lost.

(At The Reunion)

Hundreds of Konoha ninja were gathered. Some remained in Konoha and some left the village but came back especially for this reunion.

One of them was Sakura…

Sakura had become a special medic ninja, assistant of Konoha's Hokage, Tsunade (who quite hardly to believe was still Hokage after 10 years) She had kept her pink hair short and is training several other students to be medics, being of the best medics around.

Sakura smiled as she walked around the academy grounds, looking at all the ninja, who were celebrating their reunion and crying tears of joy. Old rivalries glared at each other and many others fooled around.

Hmm… Sakura chuckled. I don't seem to recognize anyone I know…

But when she turned around, she stood face to face with her old rival…

Yamanaka Ino.

Ino's hair had grown long, her outfit changed. She now bears a Konoha vest, proudly a Chuunin, an academy instructor. Though quite not a jonin yet, she continues to charm the kids of the academy.

"Ino…" Sakura said, her eyes widened. Ino turned around and saw Sakura at the same time.

For a while, they both stared at each other, too surprised for words…

But then, Ino started laughing and Sakura smiled as well. They ran up to each other and shook hands, embracing as long gone friends (or rivals? I don't know, girl's minds are complicated…even though I am a girl…)

Sakura smirked. "Still a Chuunin?"

Ino grinned. "A medic ninja?"

They laughed. Even though you hated someone for almost 10 years, you would be happy to see them again…

Ino grabbed Sakura's hand and led her to the academy, where the academy students were still taking finals. The class was a bit rowdy and Ino stood proudly before them, as their teacher.

"This is my class." Ino explained to Sakura. "I'm still teaching them chakra control basics." The students looked up and exclaimed, "INO-SENSEI!"

Ino smiled and held up a hand. "Back to work, everyone."

Sakura nodded clearly impressed at Ino's blind ability to tame kids.

"Oh, I gotta go outside. Tsunade-sama gave me the task of watching over the crowd." Sakura said, turning around the leave the classroom. She waved to Ino.

Ino smiled. "I gave some time to go with you…"

Outside, more people arrived…

And out of the midst, there was…LEE! And his team!

Sakura gasped and waved at Lee. They haven't seen each other for at least 6 months. What with him all busy training his team and Sakura under Tsunade's assistance.

Lee grinned and ran over to Sakura.

Lee was a jonin now, he bears a jonin vest and his outward appearance never changed. But he grew older and much more muscular. Other than that, he was still the clueless Lee everyone knew.

"Sakura-san!" Lee gasped. His little group of genin followed behind him.

"Oh my goodness. It's been so long." Sakura said. She rushed towards him.

Lee and Sakura embraced (not sexually, friendly) and pulled apart, as Sakura saw wondering eyes from the genin group of Lee's.

"Lee-sensei…is she your girlfriend?" one of the little girls asked.

Lee practically choked up his stomach.

Sakura waved her hands around with great denial, face red.

Ino, who followed behind, shook her head.

Lee finally managed to speak. "N-no!" I wish…he added mentally.

Sakura wiped her forehead and bent down to see the genin group. "Hello. My name is Haruno Sakura. Can you guys call me Sakura-chan?"

The genin group stared at her like she was some dumbass trying to talk to a few 12 year old fully grown teenager ninja…

"Woman…don't talk to me like I'm 2." The tough looking boy said rudely.

Lee gasped with great disappointment. "Sano! I don't like that attitude!"

The boy scoffed and turned away. Sakura just smirked. Just like Sasuke when we were genin…

Ino walked up to the two and crossed her arms. She stared at the tough kid named Sano and bent down to his head level, her arms still firmly crossed and said, "Yo kid, didn't your mom tell you to respect your elders?"

Sano winced and backed away slowly.

Sakura's face turned blue at Ino's…daring move. "How brave of Ino…" she said or rather, whispered to Lee who nodded slowly.

But before anyone could say anything else, a kunai knife flung right past Sano's head and propped on a tree was…

TENTEN.

Tenten's Chinese look changed too. Instead of some dopey outfit, she wore a sexy black fishnet outfit, revealing her cleavage and an arm sack that's black, on both arms. Her hair stayed frizzy, tossed up on her head into an adorable little bun where hair stuck loosely in all angles.

"Tenten-san?" Sakura asked, clearly surprised.

Tenten hopped off the tree without any effort and stood face to face with Sano. Sano looked down a bit nervous. Tenten started talking. "Sano! How many times have I told you not to insult anymore people?"

"78, in the counting…" Sano replied, without missing a beat. He looked ashamed of himself.

"And how many times did I have to ask you this question?" Tenten asked.

"78, in the counting." Sano said, glumly.

Sakura stared. "Tenten-san…you're treating him like he's your grandson or something…" she said, half joking. Notice the "half" part…

Tenten stared surprised at Sakura. "Well, he IS my son you know."

Sakura and Ino stared, wide mouthed and jaws, touching the ground.

"WHAT?" they screamed at Tenten. Lee didn't look surprised at all.

Tenten straightened out her shirt and nodded. "You didn't know?" She grabbed Sano by the ear and pulled him to her side. He yelped, but followed his mother's hand, obediently.

"WHO ARE YOU MARRIED TO?" Ino asked.

Suddenly, a flash of black crossed the trees. Then, a puff of smoke, and three ninja, all dressed in black appeared standing in front. The one in front was…

HYUUGA NEJI!

Sakura and Ino looked more surprised…well, you know the process. Jaw meets ground and ground meets jaw.

Tenten chuckled and walked sultrily to Neji and gave him a little peck on the mouth. Ino gasped while Sakura cringed…was Tenten seriously married to…Neji?

Tenten pulled Sano over to her side and told Neji about the whole story again, with him insulting Sakura…so on and so on.

Lee nodded while Tenten scolded him.

Sakura whispered into Lee's ears. "You knew about this?"

Lee nodded. "I am, in fact, their godfather."

Sakura and Ino looked shocked and hugged themselves. "GODFATHER?"

Lee nodded, proud. "I've been given the task of GODFATHER to both Sano and Kaoru!" He held up a thumbs up and posed, with the whole set of teeth shining and the sunset…

"Who's Kaoru?" Ino asked.

"Their second child." Lee replied, pointing a finger at Neji and Tenten.

Could there be anymore surprised left?

Neji and Tenten walked over to the trio, still discussing things. Tenten pushed Sano up to Sakura and said. "Apologize."

Sano looked at the weirded-out Sakura and said "sorry."

Sakura didn't know how to reply. So she just nodded and laughed a "…" laugh.

But Ino was the one to notice that they were both dressed in black. "Hey…are you guys a special corps. of ninja or something?"

Tenten looked at her outfit and nodded. She reached behind her and bought out a mask. An ANBU mask. "Neji and I are part of ANBU."

"ANBU?" Sakura asked, clearly impressed. She eyed Neji and scanned his new look.

Neji was indeed, much more handsome. His long, dark hair hung in the back, he wore it loose this time, not tied up like before. His eyes were still that dreamy gray color and his entire ANBU uniform was full of great hotness and Sakura figured out why Tenten married this hunk… (Whoa…too much description for hotness, isn't there?)

A little beeper rang noisily in Tenten's pocket. She got it out, flipped through it and said to Neji immediately, "Looks like unit 3 is waiting. Gotta run." She looked at Neji, hotly.

Neji smiled a little sly smile and said, "Understood, commander." Acting as though they were playing a game called "Sexy Commando"

They went their separate ways and soon, that left Lee, Sakura, Ino and the genin group behind.

Ino wrinkled her nose. "What was that about?"

Sano sighed. "Means they're gonna make love when they both come home."

Sakura and Ino fell over. Whoa, this kid knows way too much!

Lee chuckled. "This lovebirds."

Sakura got up, still shocked and asked, "Sano-kun…how do you know that?"

Sano shrugged. "It's not hard to tell when their room is right next door."

Ino and Sakura both fell over again…

Could this reunion hold anymore surprises as more people came?

End of Chapter…

That sex thing was great huh? But it's hard to imagine Hyuuga Neji doing it…need visuals anyone?...bats eyebrows

Sakura will continue to encounter more genin from before, and they'll all have their surprises to tell. I've already thought of one for Hinata and Chouji…hohoho…

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