Disclaimer: I do have a pet Dalek, my friends tease me mercilessly about it. Poor Sec. He's remote control and makes noises. He's so cool! And I have a TARDIS but Doctor Who? No! Darn!
Spoilers: It's Jack so yes some and also I'll give cyber-cookies to anyone who finds the explicit series two reference, come on it's staring you in the face!
BETA: No, this is still part of the sorry from the last chapter and I was in a hurry to put it up.
A/N: Um please read...
Different Points of View
"Right, today we shall begin, Memoirs of a Harkness" The man talking into his wrist 'watch', laughed and the laugh filled up the room that he had on board the TARDIS.
The man looked up from his wrist 'watch' into a mirror. He was wearing a towel and his wrist devise. He thought about calling Rose in just for the look on her face but then he decided against it. The Doctor would probably come as well and all though he was quite hot Jack didn't want to just stand there; when the Doctor was there he liked to be doing something… because he did.
The man's wrist 'watch' bleeped in indignation of being forgotten. He pressed some on the many button and began talking into it.
"Captain Jack Harkness, dam, that wink's not going to come up on this I've only set it to audio. Well anyway, I winked! Look just did it again. Right that's it. I'm going to see if I can set this thing to do visual as well."
The man fiddled with the buttons on his 'watch' until he was satisfied then he started talking again.
"Right, you can see me now, here I'll point it towards a mirror. Tell you what I'll give you another wink and coming up, here's the smile"
"Right back to what I'm doing this for, I'm Captain Jack Harkness, 51st con-man and Time Traveller, and I travel with the beautiful Rose Tyler, 21st century girl with an excellent bottom and the Doctor. Last Time Lord and great friend."
"Now, I can talk about myself for hours, really I can, I have these amazing stories about when I was an Time Agent, I mean one time, me and Max where on this Rainen ship and these aliens managed to strip us naked and we had to get out in an escape pod naked and once we were out we ran into a space-yacht and we called mauve and the woman let us enter then when she saw we were naked pushed us out again so we had to pilot this escape pod on out own naked and… "
"Yes I know your bleeping at me again, okay, okay. Right where was I? Oh yea Rose and The Doctor. The Doctor. He's a Time Lord and you don't meet them around anymore do you? Well you wouldn't would you Time War and all. I've never asked how he survived and if I want to keep my life I don't think I ever will. He's not happy about it I can tell you. Rose sort of pulls it out of it though and I help to… What is the world coming to I'm being modest, and truthful. It's thanks to the Doctor. Him and Rose they saved me, literally and figuratively. They saved my life by rescuing me from my space ship that was about to explode because I had an unexploded but about to explode WW2 bomb in it, (don't ask) but they also saved my life by making me a better person. I was a con-man before and I had unintentionally turned half of London into gas mask wearing mummy wanters and The Doctor and Rose showed me that that wasn't a life. So I now travel with them and I have a life, with Rose and The Doctor."
"Their a sweet couple, fancy the pants off each other, I could fancy the pants off both of them as it happens but I won't their happy. Even if they won't get together. I feel like playing match-maker sometimes I really do. He holds her hand and she hugs him every time they get back together but they don't do anything about it. Idiots! Well I know I'm being harsh. I think it's the Time War holding The Doctor back, I don't know that much about it but I know it was bad with a capital B and I also know that The Doctor isn't sharing. I'm sure Rose doesn't know that much about it, I'll ask her next time I see her Which could be months away, this ship is huge. Bigger on the inside! But like I was saying I think The Doctor's scared. Scared of losing her. Like he lost the Time Lords. Scrap that I'm scared of losing them. They're my life line to the world. Don't know what I'd do if I didn't have them."
"The Doctor's odd though, sometimes he's darker than Krop Tor, (heard that there's a black hole near there now, came about 300 years after I visited) but at other times he's as light as the atmosphere on Quinnis. Speaking of Quinnis there was always a recording sighting of a Doctor on Quinnis with a young girl, I'll have to ask him about it. The Doctor's granddaughter I think the records said the girl was. Maybe I won't then. But The Doctor's he's so alive, I think that's the word for it amazingly alive. When he smiles he just beams out energy that makes me want to be him just for those moments but the at other times when death or the Time Lords are mentioned he goes quiet and withdraws into himself. I feel so sorry for him, I've only lost 2 years of my memory. But he…"
A voice rang threw the TARDIS.
"Captain, consol room now, need your help with the TARDIS, oh and get some clothes on!"
"How did he know" The man in his towel asked himself as he put his shirt on. He pressed a button on his 'watch'
"Got to go, The Doctor's calling, the Doctor who is just The Doctor"
Scout Girl
A/N: I'm quite proud of my Captain Jack