Chapter Four: Return From the Pound

"Well it's been four weeks," said Magneto, "I guess I better pick up Wanda from the pound before they put her down. Man have I been putting this off."

Pietro looks at Magneto, "Just don't beat me father."

"Ah Pietro that's the way a father and a daughter bond," Magneto replied.

"I wish you would stop implying I am feminine!" Pietro exclaimed in anger.

"Umm…what? Go park the metal balls for a fast escape," Magneto said ignoring Pietro's previous statement.

Pietro walks over to the closet he opens it the metal balls roll out, Northstar is seen standing in the closet, "Man your still in there?"

"I might just come out for you little boy," Northstar says closing the door.

Pietro starts pushing the balls towards the door, "Why can't we travel in cars like a normal family."

"We are homo superior and you better start acting that way!" Magneto yells at Pietro.

A voice comes from the closet, "You know I am homo superior."

"Why don't you come out here and say it?!?!?" Magneto threatens silencing him.

They both hop into the metal orbs…

Inside Pietro's orb, he is getting battered around and such.

They arrive at the pound. Pietro hops out and barfs all over the ground.

"Man are you a wuss, that's my favorite ride!" Magneto says then laughs at Pietro, "Well let's head inside."

They walk inside and arrive at the front desk, "Hello sir but I dropped off a female dog four weeks ago…you didn't put it down yet did you?"

Guy at desk, "Oh your that psycho who dropped off the little girl."

"Shut up homo inferior!" Magneto said.

"This way sir…" the man sighs.

They walk over to a cage where Wanda is cramped in a small cage. She is rattling the bars and barking.

"Oh whose a good girl, whose a good girl, gaja baja ba!" Magneto babies.

The front desk guy opens the cage, "Here you are sir."

"Thank you…now to terrorize like a terrorist does!" Magneto exclaims before setting down a CD player, "Just to light the fuse."

He pulls out a lighter and starts to light the head phones.

"Sir that's a CD player," the man says.

"Oh right here's the bomb," he hands the man Wanda, "Okay honey now tear a hole in reality as we know it!"

"But father!" she cries.

"Do it!" he threatens.

"Okay," a flash of light appears everywhere.

Next Chapter: House of CD