Announcer: Welcome, ladies and gentleman, to the Beyblade Corner! Today's guest host/interviewer is none other than the granddaughter of our sponsor Sir Nicholas Darkwood! Let's give a big welcome to miss Terranova Milan Darkwood!
Terra: (enters) Yeah, hi, I love you all! Well, today, I'll be interviewing the Bladebreakers! Sure, I had to blackmail them all to even get them to agree to it, but what's a little blackmail between friends?
The Bladebreakers: (enter)
Terra: Hey, guys, take your seats and let's get this show on the road, huh?
Hillary: Ohh, I'm gonna be on TV! This is sooo exciting!
Kenny: I finally get the chance to shine like I deserve!
Tyson: Aw, move over and make room for a real champion!
Terra: Yeah, great idea! Kai, step up please!
Tyson: (sweat drop) I meant me…
Kai: (glares daggers at Terra) Hn.
Terra: Studio audience, meet Kai Hiwatari! He's the brooding, moody, sullen, and overall cranky captain of the Bladebreakers! Give him a hand!
Audience: (silence)
Kai: Cheer, curse you all! Cheer for me, the true champion!
Terra: (fawning over Ray) Hehe, you're sooo adorable, I could glomp you!
Ray: (blush)
Max: Is there any candy here?
Hillary: The doctor said no sugar for you, Max. Bad! Bad! (Hits him)
Kai: Host! You! Darkwood!
Terra: Me?
Kai: Do something interesting. I'm bored.
Terra: Let's hold a nice friendly match for fun! How's about Ray vs. Kenny?
Tyson: Hahahaha! Ray can't beat Kenny! Kenny was on the winning team last time!
Ray: Grrrrrr…(anger) I'll show you…
Terra: That's the spirit, Ray! And just to make winning all the sweeter, let's add a fabulous prize! Hm…but what should it be...?
Random audience member: How about the host? Winner gets the host!
Audience: chanting Winner gets the host! Winner gets the host!
Terra: Whaaat!
Ray: (blush) Okay…works for me…
Kenny: (drool) I'll say!
Terra: (sighs)…alright…(to Ray) You'd better win, kittycat.
Kenny: Heeey!
Tyson: How come SHE gets to be the prize?
Kai: Well, nobody would fight if we offered you as a prize.
Hillary: Yeah, besides, anyone who would doesn't have the brains to Beyblade.
Tyson: (runs away)
Max: (to Kai and Hillary) Are you sure that was okay? He looked pretty hurt.
Kai: That's funny; I've never seen him cry like that before.
Announcer: Get ready!
All: (have gathered around a dish in which Ray and Kenny are preparing to battle)
Ray and Kenny: Let it rip!
Ray's blade: (knocks Kenny's out upon impact)
Announcer: And Ray is the winner!
Ray: (picks Terra up bridal style) I'll just be taking my prize to my trailer...
Terra: Wh00t! Yeah! (Grins) See ya, suckers!
Kai: Lucky jerk…
Max: Suuugar…sugaaar…suuugaaarrr…mmm, yummy sugar…hehehe…
Kenny: (crying with Tyson)
Hillary: Well, can we really go on without a host?
Kai: Humph…no, besides, this wasn't much of an interview.
Announcer: Um, then, I guess you can all go home. Unless our host comes back…
Kai: Good. (Walks out, picking up a stray cat on the way) C'mere mister snuggles. We'll go get you a nice death ray. That'll make it all better, yes it will.
Hillary: Well, I suppose I'll be going, too. That lucky Terra…(leaves)
Tyson: I'm going back home. Where my REAL fans are!
Kenny: We could get ice cre-
Tyson: Fooooooood! (Grabs Kenny and runs off in the direction of the nearest parlor)
Announcer: I'm alone, again…all alone…yup…no one left to interview…
Max: I'M STILL HERE YUP YOU'VE STILL GOT ME MISTER ANNOUNCER!
Announcer: Dear Jesus, help me…(cries)