In a world of heroes and villains; good and evil, it gets hard to tell where you stand. I once thought of myself as a hero, saving the world from an alien scum name Zim. And one time I beat Tak. For years I knew I was right about Aliens, But no one believed me.

Then Zim came. I was so happy to know I was right. It felt good to know you're not insane like the world tells you, even your own damn family. But as years went by I started getting sick of the world I was saving. They beat me, teased me, made my life a living hell, and the whole time I blamed Zim.

It was my mom that I was trying to save. She was my world. She was the one I was protecting her, and she was dead. I tried to think positive. But one day I tried to kill myself, but I failed at that too.

But that's in the past. Now instead of saving a ungrateful world that has done nothing for me, but give me nothing but pain. I joined Zim and Tak and we three burned this ball of dirt to the ground. I took of my old shirt and put on a know one with an Irken sign in the front.

My dad did the best he could to stop us. He had an army of robots come after us, But we stopped them, killing every human that came our way. Even had to stop my Dad. The look on his face when I shot him in the head was something I will never forget.

Yes, yes I know. This sounds nothing like me. "Dib you're not a monster, don't do this." That's what Dad said before I shot him. Ha, ha, ha, ha, I lost my mind and my heart years ago. I don't care anymore. If he loved me he wouldn't have let all of the world treat me like shit. What of Gaz, you ask? My sister she was the only one I loved and feared at the same time. She was at least sixteen when the last time I saw her.

She had been changed by the world too. She had found love. She was so in love she didn't care when the love of her life helped killed her own father. No not Zim. Tak. Her and Tak were lovers for a long time. Till Gaz was shot by Dark Booty. Tak was so pissed that she killed every Swollen Eye member. She told me that she will not stop tell every last one of them is dead. I should fell bad. The Swollen Eye were the only ones that believed me. But fuck it. We let a lot of humans join the new order, but as slaves.

I'm now fifty and just as mad as ever. I have done it all. I was the hero that saved the world, and I was the villain that destroyed it. I got back at all the ones that did me wrong, and made new friends. There's nothing left for me here. I can now have the rest that I longed for so long.

I'm telling you all this, why? I just took every pill I could get my hands on and swallowed each and every one of them as I told you this story of my life. Zim, I'm sorry. This is something I had to do. I will understand if you hate me,but I want you to know that you are my best friend, and I regret nothing. Tell Tak and Gir to never change. " Computer end and save recording."