When You're Mad
By GoddessGirl123
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'History Class. Most boring class ever invented. Why was this class even invented? Everyone is failing it except Remus and Lily...Lily's awesome!'
Sirius glanced over at James notes and rolled his eyes. James glared and took out a new scroll of parchment and began to write on it. He curled his left arm around the edge of the paper so the Sirius couldn't see it. Glaring, Sirius ripped the corner of his parchment off and scribbled a quick note on it. He crumpled it up and tossed it James' head. James looked over at him then at the floor. He picked up the note
Pouncing Padfoot: Whatchya doin?
Prancing Prongs: Writing.
Pouncing Padfoot: Whatchya writin?
Prancing Prongs: Stop writing like that.
Pouncing Padfoot: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Prancing Prongs: Fine, if you must know I'm writing a poem for Lily!
Pouncing Padfoot: Again?
Prancing Prongs: Well, I'm actually gonna give her this one.
Pouncing Padfoot: No you won't...
Prancing Prongs: Yes I will!
Pouncing Padfoot: Lemme see it! I'll help you edit it; I can make it sound really good!
Prancing Prongs: For some reason, I don't trust you...
Pouncing Padfoot: ...
Prancing Prongs: Fine, I'll give it to you here's the beginning:
It's
just the cutest thing
When you get to fussing (cussing)
Yelling
and throwing things
I just wanna eat you up (yeah)
I don't mean
no disrespect
When I start staring
Knowing that it makes you
mad (uh oh)
Pouncing Padfoot: Oo! I know! I know!
I'm
sorry but seeing you mad is so sexy yeah
Prancing Prongs: Padfoot! Just listen and we'll correct at the end (though I highly doubt any of your comments will help me...)
Pouncing Padfoot: I resent that!
Prancing Prongs: Here's more:
Could
it be the little wrinkle over your nose
When you make your angry
face
Pouncing Padfoot:
That
makes me wanna just take off all your clothes
Mmm and sex you all
over the place yeah
Prancing Prongs: PADFOOT, YOU PERVE! STOP IT!
Every time you scream at me
Could
it be the lil' way that you storm around
That makes me wanna tear
you down (oh)
Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know
is
I wanna kiss you
When
you put your hands on me
I wanna touch you yeah
When we get to
arguing
Just gotta kiss you baby
I don't know why it's like
that
Pouncing Padfoot:
But
you're just so damn sexy
When you're mad
Prancing Prongs: Will you stop it!
Baby,
don't think I don't take you seriously
But I just can't help the
fact your attitude excites me (so exciting)
And you know ain't
nothing better
Then when we get
Mad together
Pouncing Padfoot:
– and
have angry sex (Oh, I'll blow you out)
Then we forget what we were
mad about... ooh ooh
Prancing Prongs: Padfoot, stop it! I want her to like the poem, not throw it away with disgust!
Pouncing Padfoot: Isn't that what she always does?
Prancing Prongs: grrrrr...
Pouncing Padfoot: Um, excuse me! Stags do not growl, dogs do!
Moody Moony: And so do wolves! What are you doing?
Prancing Prongs: Accusing Padfoot of being a pervert.
Pouncing Padfoot: Getting Prongs annoyed!
Prancing Prongs: Admit it! You're perverted!
Pouncing Padfoot: No!
Prancing Prongs: Padfoot the Pervert! Padfoot the Pervert!
Moody Moony: Ew, Sirius! You expect James to give that poem to Lily!
Pouncing Padfoot: Yes.
Moody Moony: Ok, I agree with prongs, you're perverted. This note has been stopped by me because of pure disgust.
Pouncing Padfoot: Wait, lemme write one more thing!
Moody Moony: What?
Pouncing Padfoot:
But
you're just so damn sexy
When you're mad!