Me and My Chibi

Chapter 18- Uh, hi Al...

Envy stepped to the side, effectively dodging Ed's attack.

"C'mon Chibi-san... I was just joking around..."

"I don't care! That was mean, Envy!"

"I love it when you say my name..."

Ed stopped and blushed, "Huh?"

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Riza watched as Ed tried to hit Envy. She couldn't believe what she saw moments before.

"I could've sworn he was actually going to kill Ed... why didn't I try to stop him? Ed could've died..."

She put her head in her hands. "No! I'm not myself. I think I'm going to need help soon..."

"N-no... Envy... stop..."

Riza looked up. She'd hate to be Ed.

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"N-no... Envy... stop..."

Ed was getting backed up against a wall.

"How do you turn everything I say against me?"

"Whatever do you mean?"

"You know what I mean." Ed stepped around the sin and advanced on him. Envy was now the one getting backed into a wall.

"Hey Chibi-san..."Envy leaned down to whisper the next part in Ed's ear, "That's cheating..."

Ed looked up at the sin and grinned. Stupid Envy and his games. "Wait. wasn't I trying to severely hurt him a while ago...?" Ed reached up and fisted his hands in Envy's hair, "Meh..." and pulled Envy down and kissed him.

Ed'll admit, he was expecting the sin to kiss back, just not so hard...

The chibi pushed up against Envy and drove him against the wall. The sin's tongue found it's way into Ed's mouth and his hand inside of Ed's shirt and to the chibi's back. Envy then ran his fingertips up and down Ed's spine, causing Ed to arch up higher and closer.

SMASH!

Suddenly, there was a loud crashing noise followed by a series of loud clanging noises.

"Brother, brother! I was told this was your new dorm but not to go in or something about it being a bad time or you were busy or something like that but I thought 'what could brother possibly be doing all by himself?' So I let myself in...uh, brother...?"

Ed and Envy both pulled away from each other and slowly turned to face the suit of armour, which had finally finished it's rant.

"Uh, hi Al..." Ed looked nervously at Envy, before turning to Al, licking his tingling lips. "What're you doing back so soon?" Ed was well aware how lame that sounded... but hey, he couldn't think of anything else to say...

Obviously Al didn't either.

"I-I... uh... broth... er...uh.." was all the suit of armor stuttered out before leaving the room. If Al could've gone red, he'd be as red as red could get.

Ed and Envy turned to each other. Then to the door.

Al's head poked back in, "Ah... I need to talk t-to you b-brother... umm..." he left again. Then poked his head in once more, checking if he saw correctly. Before withdrawing again.

"Okaaaay..." Envy scratched the back of his neck.

"Crap... I'll talk to him..."

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"I'm sorry about the confusion... really."

"It's okay, it was Roy's fault."

"Brother you always say that." Al laughed.

But really Ed didn't see the need for Al to apologize for arriving earlier than expected. It was like he said. Al probably was right on schedule but the time at which Roy gave Ed the letter was late. So Ed voiced this but Al shrugged it off and changed the subject.

"Brother, was that Envy?"

Ed squeaked. "Uh, why do you ask?"

"i just wanted to know what he was doing to you... I mean, you were in a well guarded room, it had surveillance and everything! So I figured you let him in, you know, on your own free will. But I don't get why. Maybe-"

"Al!" Ed stopped his brother from ranting again, "What was that, about the room?"

"Huh? Oh surveillance! Well hidden behind the mirror, wouldn't you say?"

"Y-yeah..." Ed twitched with anger, "You don't say..."

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Envy was sitting on the bed staring at his feet. He was praying to any god that would listen. "Please don't let the tin-can kill Chibi-san."

The sin looked up, just in time to see Ed stomp into the room, angry. "Oi, Chibi, what's the matter?"

Ed stood in the middle of the room and in an unnervingly calm voice, replied, "Envy, please pass me the phone." He pointed to the dresser in between the two beds.

"You need to use it? It has a cord, you know-"

"Pull it out. And. Give. It.To. Me."

The sin did as he was told and handed the (rather heavy) machine to Ed. Who, with his auto-mail arm, flung it at the large mirror on the wall.

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A/N: Um... well this is short. (I ran out of stuff to right...-.-0)

I have been threatened by someone who shall never be named to, (and I quote) 'Stop interrupting Ed and Envy! Or I swear on Riza's pistol that I'll kill ya!'

But hey I'm still alive, also I felt bad for forgetting Al and this was the meanest way (not to mention the only way that I thought of...) to bring him in...

Also a note... if I do this whole, "I can type!" thing correctly, I should finish this by Chapter Twenty.