"Sirius, will you quit bugging me about it?"

"Well, I… Sorry, I'm just interested."

"Then stop being interested. It's not that big a deal"

"No, of course not… So you definitely like guys then?"

"YES. If you've got a problem with it, piss off."

"I haven't got a problem with it! I just thought you might want to talk about it…"

"Unlike you, I don't feel the need to brag about my sexual escapades, thank you very much!"

"Aha! So you HAVE been having escapades, then?"

"No- I- It's really none of your buisiness. I don't want to talk about it."

"If you like it, why wouldn't you want to talk about it?"

"Sirius, stop trying to tell me I'm not gay."

"I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No, I just wanted to maker sure."

"Oh, so you don't think I've spent long enough making sure?"

"Well not if you haven't been having any bum fun."

"Sirius."

"Yes Moony?"

"Please, just shut up about it."

"I don't want to"

"Well I do… Hang on a minute. Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why do you want to talk about it?"

"Like I said before… I want to make sure."

"Oh."

"So that I don't make a fool of myself when I do this"

"Do what?"

"This"

"…"

"So?"

"Um…"

"Speak, Moony!"

"You know, just because I'm gay doesn't mean you're obliged to make out with me."

"I know."

"You do?"

"Yeah".

"Oh. Ok."

"Again?"

"Hmm, go on then."