Miss. Konoha!

A/N: Yo, suffering from a little writers block, so here's a small thing to get you readers busy. Now I'm watching Miss. Universe so that's how I got the idea…

The time skip has occurred, 4.5 five years later, Naruto had returned.

Strolling down the streets, there was silence. He scratched his forehead as a piece of paper slammed into his chest, "Ne?" he said looking at the paper:

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

It's the Miss. Konoha pageant ladies and gentlemen! This is Tsunade and Jiraiya of the legendary sannin! This year we are the host of the…

MISS. KONOHA PAGEANT!

Here's the details, sign up at the Hokage's office, and get your scroll to enter the contest!

Our judges this year are: Naruto, Sasuke, and Neji!

GOOD LUCK LADIES! Ages 16-30 may participate.

"NE! I'M A FREAKING JUDGE!"

'Hehehehe, good luck keeping your blood in touch kit,' Kyuubi said laughing.

'Shut up Fox.' He thought then threw the paper away.

"I should see Tsunade-no-baachan about this…."

"Tsunade!" he yelled out barging into the room. Tsunade was looking at pictures and smirked.

"Tsunade-no-baachan!" Naruto said taking Tsunade out of her smirk, "What is the meaning of this?" he asked pulling the paper out, "When was I a judge?"

"Hmph," Tsunade said standing up, "That's why you're back, that ero-sennin of yours was so exited to come here. Plus, you're not one of those perverts, so its better if you were a judge. Oh and welcome back kid."

Naruto took this in and scratched his nose, "Well, when is this pageant?"

"Tonight," Shizune said sighing.

"Why aren't you excited Shizune?" Tsunade asked with a smug look on her face.

"Well…" before she could answer Naruto interrupted.

"You're entering Shizune-onee-chan?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah," she said blushing, "I'm entering."

"Who else Tsunade-no-baachan?"

"Let's see," she said pulling out her pictures, "Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Kurenai, Shizune, and Anko!"

Naruto nodded and smiled, "Well, I might as well get prepared!" he rushed out and Tsunade looked at Shizune.

"Good luck out there, now, I'm going to get ready, you might as well too."

Shizune nodded and everyone in Konoha prepared for the pageant.

"WELCOME ONE AND ALL!" Jiraiya yelled out to the people of Konoha.

"WELCOME TO THE MISS. KONOHA'S FIRST PAGEANT!" Tsunade yelled out also.

Everyone in the crowd whooped and held out signs. The boys were prepared with tissues incase of severe nosebleeds and Kakashi put down his Icha Icha Paradise, for once.

"Now let's introduce our young ladies!"

"First we have the blonde kunoichi from the Yamanaka family, INO!"

Ino walked in with her hair down. She was wearing a flowing mid-night blue dress and wearing high heels. She blinked at the crowd and they went wild.

"Next we have our shy girl from the Hyuuga's main house; HINATA!"

Hinata came out slightly blushing wearing a dress that matched her white eyes plus her hair was longer. Smiling and waving she saw Naruto waving maniacally and turned even more red.

"Hinata-chan! Red is a nice color on you!" Tsunade teased, "Next we have our genjutsu master, KURENAI!"

Kurenai came in with a black top and red skirt. She smiled and waved at the crowd, winking at some of her fellow jounin.

"Whoooo! Our contestants are HOT HOT HOT!" Jiraiya said blood trickling from his nose, "Next we have our favorite pink haired kunoichi, SAKURA!"

She came out, her hair still shoulders length. Her dress was red and she was wearing a white scarf along with it. Blushing slightly when she saw that Sasuke was smiling at her, she winked and walked away.

"Next we have the my own assistant, SHIZUNE!"

Shizune came out with a black strapless dress and was blushing slightly. She scratched her nose and walked away waving.

"Now we have the dangerous jounin, ANKO!"

Anko's hair was still in it's natural ponytail and she had a fishnet shirt with a red tanktoip underneath and black jeans. She ran waving widely and blew several kisses to them.

"Now, last but not least we have….TENTEN!"

Tenten had hr buns down and her hair was halfway to her elbows. Neji's ears perked up and when he saw her in a pink kimono small amounts of blood trickled down his nose.

"AND THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOLKS! TODAY WE WILL BE WITNISSING A NUMBER OF COMPITITIONS. PJs COMPITITION, TLENT COMPETITION, SWIMMING SUIT COMPETITION, AND FINALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT COMPOETITION WHERE WE ASK OUR CONTESTENTS, 5 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!"

A/N: that was short…Now vote for the top five! Next chapter, Pjs, talent and swimming suit competition!