Prologue.
Peach's Journal Entry.
Peach sat at her pink desk and began to write with her pink pen on her pretty pink stationary.
May 24th, 2006.
Dear Diary, hi it's Peach. This morning was the WEIRDEST, ok I was in my bedroom scrolling through my pink dress rack, then Mario charges in and says there's an invasion. And I'm all, "wait until I find a dress!" and Mario's like, "but Bowser and his Koopa team are on their way!" and I'm all, "ugh fine, let's go."
Why was I looking for a dress anyway? ... I don't remember. Anyway, we both run outa my room then I stop by the kitchen to grab a bun. Anyway, so we keep on running and running until we run RIGHT into Bowser and them. So it's like, me and Mario looking up at all these dumb Koopas with machine guns. Like, what's up with that... so we turn around and run back in the castle but I don't really know why because they can just chase us. But whatever. So now we're running back down the hallway again. (But first I stop for another bun.) Anyway, so Mario says to go run in the 'secret hideout' which isn't very secret because like, it's not that secret... yeah. So we go run in the secret hideout, come to find that Falco and Luigi are in there playing checkers. IN THE FLIPPIN' SECRET HIDEOUT! It's used for hiding, and being safe. And not checkers.
Me and Mario just kinda run in and stop 'cause Falco's all, "king me."
"AGH!" Luigi throws his hands in the air, like... getting his glove germs all over my clean hideout. So we sit down and play checkers and stuff while the castles being tooken over. But nobody really cares because you know, when you get kinged, you're on a roll. So then I go peek out the secret hideout window (that I don't know why it's there because it's supposed to be 'secret') and I see the red Koopa standing guard. I went and grabbed some glass checker peices and I slipped the window open. I chucked the checker peices at him and knocked him out, since he's always standing guard there which is sort of annoying after a while 'cause you look out the window and see a Koopa butt right in your face. Stupid.
Anyway, after a while, Falco won the game. He spread out all the money he won on the table. "Ahah, ten... twenty, thirty... fourty, fifty. Fifty bucks!" He said all happy.
Luigi looked down at his penny and sighed.
I laughed.
Very hard.
Snicker snicker.
OKAY, so then after Bowser steals all our jewels and stuff, and dimolished pretty much the whole castle, I go back upstairs and continue picking out my dress. OH YEAH! I remember what the dress was for. The royal ball is tomorrow in the grand ballroom!
... Oh wait, there IS no grand ballroom! Bowser destroyed it! OH NO!
Peach set her pen down. "Oh dear..." She got up and paced around the room. "What will I do! There's no ballroom to have the... the BALL!" She started walking faster. "Well we could always have it somewhere else..." She sat on her bed. "I could have it at Daisy's ballroom across the feild." She thought. "No, Daisy hates me for stealing her pen." She looked over at the pink pen on her desk. "We can't have it anywhere! And if there's nowhere to have the ball, then there's no ball!" She dropped her mouth open and shut her eyes. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The window broke.
"Woops." She stopped screaming and looked over at the window. "...Oh that happens all the time." She walked over and picked the peices up.
"It does not." A voice said.
Peach sat up. "It does so, I think I'd know, it's my window." She tried to put the peices back together.
"Oh just let me do it."
Peach frowned. "Will you be quiet I need to fix this!"
"Get some glue." The voice said back.
"Fine fine, be right back." Peach got up. Then stood for a second. "Wait... who am I talking to?"
Nobody answered.
"Fine then don't answer me." She said angerly.
Peach opened her bedroom door, to go get some glue from the office room.
"Watch your step." The voice warned.
Peach stepped foreward then jumped back, looking down at a huge bottomless hole in the ground. She stood still, in shock. "W-what..." She looked foreward at the broken castle. There were walls chopped up, peices of roof and shingles everywhere, and there was no noise, just dust slowly rising off of the walls. Mario was seated on a peice of wood, with his hands folded. "I told you they invaded." He said.