Inu Yasha meets Naruto
the fighting, pain and more fighting
The next day...
"Well i had enough of this place,so if you'll excuse me." inuyasha said to the group while they finished eating.
"Well it's not like we wanted to stay here either," Kagome pointed out politley
"Yes,BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO WANTED TO GO THROUGH THE DAMN PORTAL!!!"
"Inuyasha, SIT BOY!"
As inuyasha layed on the floor helplessley naruto and sasuke said in unison,
"I WANT ANOTHER BOWL OF RAMAN!" They shot angrey glares at each other and then naruto said.
"HEY SASUKE I SAID IT FIRST SO YOU CAN JUST TAKE THOSE DAMN CHOPSTICKS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-"
he didn't get the chance to finish when out of the blue
"THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!" Kakashi yelled as he took his to hand and shoved it up naruto's ass.
"OWWWWWW!!" he yelled as he was flying away, "THIS ISN'T OVER SASUKKKEEE!!!"
"you loser"he mumbled in coherently.
"are they always like that?"miroku asked politely.
"only when their hungrey...and when training...and when their looking at each other... and when.." sakura said.
"ok ok i get it alright?" miroku said as he reached for sango's butt.
"MONK...IF YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOUR GOING TO DO YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF HURT!"
"gulp" miroku said withdrawling his hand and spying sakura's buttocks
" DITTO TO WHAT SHE JUST SAID MONK...IF YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOUR GOING TO DO YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF HURT!!!"
"ok ok." wanting to touch someone ass he looks at kakashi.
"Hmmm...well maybe just a rub" Miroku thought.
as he reached for his ass naruto burst into the room as inuyasha got up.
"ALRIGHT SASUKE LET'S GO!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!" Naruto yelled while pumping his fist into the air.
"why don't you say that when your stronger then me,you loser."
"YOU I'D NEVER LOSE TO YOU.AHH YOU THINK YOUR SO GREAT I CAN WHIP YOU WITH 1 HAND BEHIND MY BACK I OUGHT TO SICK THAT DOG ON YOU,HE'LL GET YA C'MON SASUKE LET ME HAVE IT!!!" he said as he was walking out of the hut with sasuke.
"yeah you keep telling yourself that"he laughed cooly.
a.n. I really don't like sasuke so if you do like him turn around count to ten and buy yourself a hambirger at foot locker cuz he's about to get his ass beat...in the next chapter.but for now i shall pity and PROTECT him.
"ALRIGHT COUNT #1 YOU STAND #2 I WHIP YOU COUNT #3 YOU LIE ON THE FLOOR ALL BATTERED AND BROKEN COUN'T #4 I LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH,BELIVE IT!!"
"do you ever shut up?"
Meanwhile at the hut...
"Oh god there annoying.and-hey miroku what are you doing over there?"
SLAP! SLAP!! PUNCH!! KLOK!! BANG!!! CLASH!!! FART!!! POOT!!! TOOT TOOT!!! "CHIDORI!"
"o...o...oww..owwwww..." miroku said weakly as he tried to crawl out of the room before sango and sakura got to him
"MONK!!!!!" they both said menacingly
SLAP! SLAP!! PUNCH!! KLOK!! BANG!!! CLASH!!! FART!!! POOT!!! TOOT TOOT!!!
"OWWWWWWW OUCH STOP AT LEAST I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR ASSES!!!" that made them angreyer
"HIRIKOTSU!!!!!"
"CHA!!!!!"
inuyasha and kagome sat there drinking the rest of there soup.