The following is a chaptered story that circulates around the scenerio of someone or a group finding out or being told about Sasuke and Naruto's relationship. Each chapter is a new group/person finding out. So they're kind of just drabbles. They're long drabbles though. It's kind of a story. But I'm using the excuse of "drabble" so I don't have to update as often. See? Shikamaru's not the only lazy genius. So it's a drabble story. Yeah.
Requested by CyberSalsa. XP You got it! (though I'm taking the lazy way about it…)
Meet Our Relationship
Sasuke glanced at the bed where Naruto still sprawled bonelessly. The blonde was thin, a bit shorter than Sasuke, and frail looking. But damn could that boy snore like an elephant. The dark haired boy stared in one part fascination, two parts disbelief, and three parts dread. Did Naruto always snore? Was he going to have to sleep with ear plugs from now on?
Naruto suddenly snorted and shot awake, eyes groggily reviewing his whereabouts while he wiped drool from his cheek. A puddle of spit displayed where he'd been sleeping for the past hour or so. "Nnnng… Sasuke…?" he patted along the other side of the bed curiously.
"Closet." The wide awake boy stated shortly, still digging through the hanging clothes. "Morning, Sleeping Beauty."
Naruto moaned and winced as he pushed himself onto all fours. "Oww…"
Normally, the Uchiha brat would have scoffed and retorted some taunting remark… but today, Naruto's pain was not from Naruto.
Guilt panged slightly in his heart, causing Sasuke to drop what he was doing and walk to the bed. "Are you alright?" he crawled forward and put a hand on Naruto's lower back. "It is probably only because it was our first time." he supplied comfortingly. "It'll get better…"
Naruto gave him a bizarre stare, "I'm not talking about my ass, I'm talking about my neck. Your stupid feather pillows are too flat!" he picked up a specimen and beat it across Sasuke's temple. "If I'm going to be sleeping in your bed more, you have to buy me a pillow I like." he jumped from the bed nimbly, grinning at the shocked boy. "I'll make breakfast, okay?" With that, he'd bound from the room with far too much spunk for having just woken up.
"Stupid dobe." Sasuke growled and stepped off the bed, going back to his closet.
o0O0o
"Do you have to leave soon?" Sasuke shoveled another waffle into his mouth. Naruto admired that Sasuke could eat just as wolfishly as himself when alone.
"No. Why?"
Sasuke shrugged. "I don't want you to leave yet." He decided simply, feeling justified in not justifying his statement.
Naruto smiled warmly, reaching across and stabbing at a perfectly square piece of waffle his new boyfriend had meticulously carved away. The theif popped it in his mouth and earned a scowl. "I don't want to leave you yet either. But your house is big and boring. Lets go for a walk?" The blonde asked hopefully, knowing full well that Sasuke wasn't the romantic walk in the park type of guy.
Indeed the disapproving Uchiha scowled, but didn't reply for a while. Naruto waited, in the meantime eating his breakfast. Most of which was syrup with a bit of waffle mixed in… somewhere.
"Fine." The brood stated. "We can go for a walk. Only if you go out to dinner with me that is not to Ramen." he stated, pointing an incriminating and dangerously sticky fork in his fox's face.
The whiskers on Naruto's cheeks screwed up in disappointment and he grumbled slightly, "Why don't you like Ramen?"
"I do. But you make me not like it. Our first real date was Ramen."
"Was that a date?"
"It was our first kiss."
"…Oh."
"What do you mean, 'oh'?"
"Um, so where are we going?"
Sasuke sighed and rolled his eyes, "You're still a moron."
Naruto smirked, "But you looooove me."
"Shut up, moron."
o0O0o
Naruto was ready relatively quickly, dancing around idly in annoyance that his lover was taking so long. "Come on. I missed my usual walk time!" he bemoaned to the bathroom door.
Sasuke swung the door open and glared, "Wanna walk with me or not?"
Naruto pouted.
Sasuke smirked.
The blonde kicked him.
The brood peed on the wall.
"You are so cleaning that up."
o0O0o
Finally out of the house and jubilant, Naruto was between jogging and walking fast. Sasuke followed at a slower and lazier pace, wondering what exactly peeing on a wall did to the paint, then bemoaning to himself that he hadn't used a stronger cleaner.
"Hey!" The blonde snapped him from his painful imagination, "Um… I was thinking…" he tried to hold a smile to his face, but it shuddered and fell slightly. "Do you… do you not want anyone to know that we're… um…"
"Gay?" Sasuke provided flatly.
Naruto blushed and nodded. "I know that you're kind of-"
"I don't care." Sasuke cut him off with a shrug. "I don't want to be barred from doing what I want with you in public, but I don't want you declaring we're a couple to the entire world. We don't want sparkles or fandom for this." he assured, glaring out of the corner of his eye.
"Really…? I mean, you don't mind being public about this?"
"Do you?"
"No."
"Good." Sasuke smirked lightly and wrapped his hand around the younger boy's. "Because I don't care what anyone else thinks. You're mine. I'm yours. End of discussion." He was firm and precise, making Naruto laugh.
"Lighten up. This'll be fun! Think of how many people we can freak out!" Naruto grinned a grin befit for an evil doer of mischief… and an evil doer of mischief he was.
Sasuke sighed inwardly, already preparing for the sparkles and fandom.
Saa… this was just the intro-y thing. Next chapter will be up soooon, very soon. I won't delay you the main point of this plot, I promise.