Note: I've been meaning to write this for a while… And I will update everything else… Eventually. Hehe. Oh yeah, sorry if anyone else has used these before… I can't remember what's been written and what hasn't. So, yeah…Read me!

10 things SOTL characters would never say

Alanna: I love Roger!

Alex: I'm going to marry Jon.

Roger: I love Alan!

Jon: I hate blue.

Roger: I've never wanted to kill Jon!

Jon: I hate Alanna.

Roger: I am ugly.

King Roald: I'm glad Alanna killed Roger and caused a scandal!

Delia: I hate Roger and Alex. I'd much rather marry Alan.

Gary: I hate paperwork.

Note: Short, yes… But review! Tell me if I should do one for each series! Because I will if you want me to! But only if!