(A/N:) This is just the beginning of soon almost never ending drama, and who knows when it will end? I don't really like the beginning of the chapter, so just deal...READ AND ENJOY!

The novel I read was pretty…weird. It was funny, yet stupid. And I learned what "sass" means! You don't want to know, okay? I left Sarah's room and I walked into mine. Sarah was fast asleep. I lied down next to her. I really wanted to be me right now. I sighed. I stood up and walked out of the room. I went back to Sarah's and quickly got dressed. I left the main temple and snuck into the vault and pulled out the golden tiger claws. I used them to get to Chase's lair and snuck around, trying not to get caught by jungle cats.

"That was the worst plan ever!" I heard Wuya say.

"Gosh, you're just jealous because I'm prettier!" Dyirus said, angrily.

I saw the brain-switcher on the floor near them. I snuck towards it and grabbed it. Well, that was easy! I went back to the temple and walked into my room. Sarah was still asleep and I put my hand in hers, "Brain-switcher."

I woke up in my own body. Sarah was asleep, and beautiful. I picked her up and carried her to her room. After I lied her down in her bed, I put the brain-switcher into the temple vault, with the golden tiger claws. I went back to Sarah's room and ran my fingers through her hair.

"Huh?" she woke up and looked into my eyes.

"Hi," I replied. I pulled her closer to me.

"I'm tired," she buried her head into my chest. I smiled.

"I know what would wake you up. A shower," at this comment, Sarah hit my arm.

"What do you have against us taking a shower together?" I was confused.

"We aren't married."

"Well, who said we wouldn't be married?"

"I don't know."

"Exactly."

"No."

"No?"

"Yes."

"Okay, but remember, you're the one who begged so hard to take a shower with me," I picked her up and carried her to the bathroom.

"NO! PUT ME DOWN!" She screamed.

"I love you, I would never do anything like that," I put her down so she was standing up. I kissed her neck and began to lift up the bottom of her shirt.

"Raimundo, don't," she pushed me away.

"Why not?" I asked.

"I love you. I really do, but I think I should go back home. I have to finish school and everything. It's just what I have to do. And, I don't think you could ever help me support my siblings. I'm sorry," she began to cry.

"What?" I was about to cry as well.

"I'll miss you, Raimundo," she kissed me on the cheek and quickly left the room.

I sighed. This was the first time a girl who I loved with all of my heart broke my heart into a state unto which it shall not be fixed, and I was sure that this wouldn't be the last of the drama in a pointless and worthless lives.

(A/N:) Don't you just love the drama? You came here for the humor? Well all of it hasn't gone bye-bye! It will be back in little hysterical segments...YAY!