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Ponyboy Curtis walked up the steps and into his home only to find his brother Sodapop dancing and serenading his pop bottle.

"Oh my God, Soda, what are doing!" Pony yelled and slapped the bottle out of his brother's hand.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?" Soda yelled, collapsed to the floor and started to bawl.

Ponyboy scoffed and sat down on the couch. He turned the TV onto The Andy Grittith Show.

Just as the show got to the good part Two-Bit walked in.

"Oh yay Mickey's on TV!" The side-burns man said.

Pony spun around to look at him. "What are you talking about? The Andy-

Pony turned back around only to see that Mickey Mouse was in fact on TV.

"Two-Bit, how did you do that?" Pony asked, standing up.

Two-Bit looked at him curiously. "Do what? Are you mocking me? You must pay!"

He then pulled out his light saber and Pony pulled out his. They dueled to the death. Ponyboy's death, actually.

"Ha!" Two-Bit screamed. "I've beaten you, you filthy scum bag! MWHAHA!" He then stepped over the bawling Sodapop and took Pony's former seat on the couch.

Just as Mickey was ending, Dallas Winston walked in, Johnny Cade in tow.

Two-Bit, shocked by this entry, screamed like a girl, and combusted into flames, until he finally was dead.

"DAMMIT TWO-BIT! Not in front of Johnny!" Dally yelled, holding the younger boy close to him and stroking his hair.

"I…I love you, Johnny," He said, his tough composure completely gone. "Come with me. I want to show you something." He added, took the boy by the hand, led him to the 2 younger Curtis' bedroom and shut the door.

Steve then proceeded to walk in. He noticed Soda on the floor. "OH MY GOD! SODA!" He yelled, worried about his friend. "Are you okay?"

Soda looked up. "You bitch!" He yelled, and then ran out, still bawling.

"Hmm," Steve said, then pulled an umbrella out of his pocket, and flew out the window, knocking a few things over as he left.

A little while later the oldest Curtis brother, Darrel (Or Darry, as some say) came into the house, hoping to get some nice relaxing time after a hard day's work, even though it was only 2:30pm. He noticed the mess that the boys had created and rolled his eyes. He'd have to have a talk with them.

"Soda? Pony? You home?" He asked, talking loudly so they'd hear.

"Hmm." Darry said. "They must be in their room." He walked down the hall, stopped at Soda and Pony's room, and pressed his ear against the door. He could something going on in there but couldn't quite make it out.

Darry opened the door and was quite shocked at what he saw.

"GODDAMMIT GUYS! WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY HOUSE!"

FIN.