LHJ: Well this my first fanfic and I'm just bored so I just decided to make this. I was thinking of making a fanfic about Naruto that was obviously different than the other stories. I remembered about futurama and one thing led to another and decided to make that what if machine into here. Well, here goes nothing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way, cause that would be scary as hell.

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"speech"

there will be more, but this is just a prolouge.

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Tales of Interest! Naruto Version

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It was just another ordinary day in Konoha with a clear sky and happy villagers. We find our ramen loving hero leaving Ichiraku ramen with a smile. He decided to take a walk around town since he had nothing to do. Today was his day off of any missions and he decided to not train and take it easy. It was strange that Naruto didn't want to train, but who gives a damn? He was happy getting Sasuke back after 4 years and seeing Sakura happy. Orochimaru's dead, Itachi became preacher, and the Akastuki became the Happy Pony Lovers club (Strange huh?).

Meanwhile, in a small lab not to far from where Naruto is, a scientist by the name of prof. Nagoya just completed a machine that can answer what if questions with a mini-movie. After doing some celebrating and dancing to no music like an idiot, he decided to go tell Tsunade about his latest work. So far, his inventions were the weapon holsters, speed shoes, and a special sake maker for Tsunade. Once he told the Hokage about it, she decided to have the whole village meet in a spot and present it.

"This is the greatest invention yet!" said Nagoya to himself.

"well make sure it doesn't make the village upset" replied Tsunade, who seemed to have a happy tone.

"Don't worry, it won't"

I 1 hour later I

Naruto was still taking a very long walk around Konoha, when he suddenly found practically the whole village gathered around a stage (took him a while to notice) Nagoya and some sort of television screen made of gold. With his curiosity rising, he walked over to the crowd to see whats going on. Along with the crowd, he saw his former teammates (he's a Jounin), Ino, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Tenten, and Lee, Kiba, and Chouji. The thing is, Sakura and Sasuke became a couple, Ino and Shikamaru were one too, and Tenten managed to get the hard-to-get Neji. He walked next to Shikamaru and Hinata.

"Hi N-N-Naruto-kun" said the shy blushing Hinata. (No Hinata hasn't asked Naruto yet and Naruto hasn't realized) "Genki?"

"Oh, hey Hinata! I'm feelin good today! How 'bout you?" replied Naruto with his trademark grin

"F-f-fine. Thank you" said the shy Hyuuga, who was blushing even more.

"Good! Hey, what's going on here? I've never seen this many people in one place before" asked Naruto

"I don't know, but something about an invention," replied Shinkamaru who was holding hands with Ino.

As if on cue, Nagoya walked up to the microphone that was next to the screen. Nagoya said "Hi. Most of you are probably wondering why there's a stage here and I'm next to this screen. Well I'm going to introduce my newest invention, the 'what if' machine" People started clapping and the scientist continued. "What you do is ask the machine a what if question. Then the machine predicts what might happen and displays it on the screen. The predictions are 97 correct and I asked a question, which came true!"

'Maybe I can ask what might happen if I tell what I feel about Naruto' thought the shy Hinata

'Maybe I can ask what might happen if Sasuke said yes to me earlier' thought the pink-haired Sakura

'Maybe I can ask what might happen if I didn't have these sunglasses' thought the emotionless Shino.

"Maybe I can ask what might happen if Saske-teme didn't come back" said the loud Naruto.

"Maybe I can ask what might happen if I punched you in the face right right now." Said the annoyed Uchiha

"Shut up Saske-teme!"

"Hn"

After having the crowd quiet down, Nagoya continued his speech " well, I will let A few people test it today, just for studying reasons. I will let this go public tomorrow. Right now, I will pick a group of people to come with me to the lab" Nagoya looked around and decided to have the Naruto group test it. He walked up to them and ask them to test it out for him.

"Seriously! Yeah!" Naruto said excidedly.

"Well, follow me to the lab. The twelve of you should be enough" said Nagoya.

The Scientist led the kids to his lab while pushing his invention back to the lab. Everyone was excited and curious in asking the machine their questions about themselves. Soon their dreams maybe answered, their love life might be stronger, or their life might become worse.

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Well, this was the introduction to the story. Remember, this is my first fanfic, so tell me how it is. I will make my own questions, so don't bother asking. I may have writers block little bt easily, so updates may not come as fast. So please! R&R