Kunai.to.the.Heart
O.o.OSummary: A contest hosted by Tsunade, it's going to be an all out catfight when it's a competition to win a date with the guy of their desires. Only problem is that the contest is who can be the best female version of the most mysterious ninja of all time, the copycat ninja Hatake Kakashi! The shinobi of Rookie Nine and Team Gai are the judges, but which kunoichi will steal the show and win? And who is this mystery contestant?
X.x.X"Attention all single female citizens of Konoha! Don't you wish you can have date with Konoha's most eligible…--ewwww…Tsunade-baa-chan! That's GROSS!"
"Don't you ewwww me Naruto! Read all of it!"
"Fine! Attention all desperate---OUCH! Fine! Attention all single female citizens of Konoha! Don't you wish you could have a date with Konoha's most eligible shinobi? Here's your chance! Your Hokage is hosting a contest and prize is a dream date with one of the eligible shinobi! First up is …
Aburame, Shino…eh! Did you get Bug Boy to agree with this? Anyways, ANBU at age 18. Come on ladies, don't you ever wish to see what's behind those sunglasses of his? Tsunade-baa-chan! Why do I have to read this? I sound GAY!"
In the background, the female voice of the Hokage could be heard saying, "It's punishment for breaking all my sake bottles Naruto!"
"Okay…Next up is…Inuzuka, Kiba! ANBU at age 18. He's rough, strong and he's as wild as a dog. Don't you want to be the girl to tame this wild dog demon? Haha! He'll probably give you FLEAS" A sound of something hitting something, and the cry of "Ouch" rang throughout all of Konoha.
"Rock Lee…Fuzzy Eyebrows? ANBU for 2 years now. He's got the spirit of youth and I bet with all that taijutsu training he's great in bed…ew…no comment…eww…you'd have to like get through his eyebrows first…they'll bury you alive!
Hyuuga Neji, ANBU for 2 years. A prodigy with a sad past, don't you want to be the girl who heals his pain away? And come on ladies, he's GORGEOUS! He looks kinda blind though…and I think he might scare you…
Akimichi Chouji, a guy with a heart of gold who'd never break your heart…haha…that's if you don't try to steal his potato chips!
Nara Shikamaru, this lazy genius has been in ANBU for 2 years, IQ of 400, everything might be troublesome to him, but don't you wish he'd put a little more activity into you than shogi? Ewww…Tsunade-baa-chan, you're like Ero-Senin…you're an old dirty lady!"
"Who are you calling OLD Naruto?"
"Nobody! Okay…Uchiha, Sasuke. ANBU at age 18, this cold Uchiha prodigy is the definition of tall, dark, and handsome. Why not be the girl to melt this cold guy's heart? Sasuke-teme definitely did not agree to this!
Uzumaki, Naruto. ANBU at age 18. Your future Hokage and one damn sexy guy!"
The sound of Naruto getting repeatedly hit was heard.
"OUCH! I am sexy!"
"You better read what it says Naruto or you'll be doing D class missions for the next 5 months!"
He sighed as he continued monotonously, "ANBU at 18, he's a number 1 prankster. You'll never have a boring evening with him. Oh and I'm great in bed ladies—"
The sound of Naruto getting kicked out was heard and the scream of, "BAA-CHAN!" rang through all of Fire Country.
"Alright. Now all the eligible shinobi have been named, I'm guessing you're kind of interested. The contest will be hosted tomorrow at the stadium where the Chuunin Exams. Sign up at the Hokage tower today. Oh and before I forget…the most important part of the competition is to look and act, mostly act, convincingly as…HATAKE KAKASHI!"
Obviously Naruto was back because in the background his yelling was heard, " Who Wants to be KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
¾'s of all female citizens who were listening intently stopped abruptly for they had no chance of acting as the famous copycat ninja, except 4 girls.
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"Hey Sakura-chan!" Are you gonna try to win a date with me at the competition?" Naruto screamed the moment he saw Sakura's pink hair walking towards Team 7's training ground.
Sakura smiled as she shook her head, " No, Naruto-kun. I don't plan to do it."
Sasuke paused a bit; surprised that she had not said she was trying to win a date with him. But then again, Sakura had greatly matured and became a ANBU medic-nin, and even surpassed Tsunade herself. He could never call her weak again.
"Would you like me and Sasuke-teme pick out the losers from the winners? We're one of the obstacles they have to go through. And with all of Team 7, no one's gonna win."
"No, I'd rather watch you boys try to fend off you're fangirls!"
Both boys paled considerably, the girls were only doing this contest to date them! Sakura laughed at their faces and turned to walk off, only to run into a rock hard solid chest… that belonged to the man the whole contest, was about, Hatake Kakashi.
"Yo."
Sakura smiled as she moved closer to him, her mouth very close to his ear, and if he wasn't a ninja, he would have gulped nervously at what his ex-student was doing.
"O-hay-o Ka-ka-shi sensei." Seductively purring the sensei part into her old sensei's ear, and lingered near his lips as she pulled away. She walked off, her hips swaying as she walked off, but not before saying, "Hope you guys have fun at the contest."
"What the hell was that Kakashi-sensei?" Kakashi only shrugged, although he felt as if he was missing something. Sasuke glared slightly at him but said nothing.
O.o.O"Shikamaru! You've got to help me!" Ino yelled as she ran towards the lazy ANBU who was staring at the clouds. She was the only one of the Rookie Nine who decided to remain a Jounin.
"I need someone to help me act like Kakashi-sensei. I really need to win!" He raised an eyebrow at her, "A date with Sasuke?"
"No. Someone else, someone so much better." He stared at her in shock. It bothered him that she liked another guy…and it wasn't him. That's right, Shikamaru, the guy who thought every girl was troublesome, was in love with the most troublesome girl in the world. "Alright…Asuma might be able to help."
"Thanks Shika! You're the best!" He only nodded at her to follow him.
X.x.X"Kurenai-sensei…a-a-ano…can you help m-m-me with something?"
Kurenai turned to look at the Hyuuga heiress, "Yes Hinata?"
"Ano…is it correct that you know Kakashi a lot?" Kurenai smiled knowingly.
"Come on Hinata, lets get you a date with the Number 1 prankster."
Hinata followed her while trying to fight down her blush.
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"Yes! I'll most likely have a better chance of winning because Gai is Kakashi's rival!" Tenten cheered as she walked up to her old sensei. "Gai-sensei? Can you help me win that contest?"
Tears flowed down his cheeks as he replied, " The spirit of youth burns brightly in you Tenten…however as much as it saddens me, I cannot help you!"
She stared at him with disbelief before walking off muttering something about Gai, sunsets, Kakashi, and wigs?
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Sakura giggled slightly as she finished writing a letter on her cherry blossom scented paper ( I love the Bath and Body Work's Cherry Blossom scent! ). She applied onlight pinklipstick and kissed the note gently before placing it inside a familiar looking orange little book.
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Alright, that's it for the first chapter! I have the whole story so don't worry, it's not gonna take kabillions of ions for me to finish writing the story, it's the matter of TYPING it in. I wanted to make it a one-shot but…maybe a two-shot would suffice for now.
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Kunai.to.the.Heart