Havoc's girlfriend - by wolf00rakuen

A/N: This was inspired by the idea that I don't believe my guy friend has luck with girls at school. XD

Summary: Havoc has a mustang of a time finding a girlfriend. Roy x Havoc

----hajimeru----

1st Lieutenant Jean Havoc sat beneath the tree and stared at a butterfly.

Why can't I just find one girl? he thought to himself. The butterfly lazily landed on his nose and he didn't wave it away.

Gathered in the Colonel's office, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Vato Falman, Kain Feury, Alex Loise Armstrong and Heymans Breda all stood around the windows, looking at the depressed Jean Havoc sitting in the grass below. They stared at him for soem time and when he did not move from his spot under the tree, Hawkeye broke the silence.

"Colonel? Did you sign those papers?" she asked. The Colonel's face drained of all color and he didn't answer.

"Come on, men! Get back to your duties! The Colonel has work to do!" she barked, waving to the door and marching out.

"Sir!"

"Sir!"

"Sir!"

"Sir!"

Roy Mustang sighed and sat down at his desk. He made no move to sign the two stacks of papers, but instead he looked out the window at his disparing friend.

I feel sorry for you, Havoc... he thought aloud quietly.

Havoc sat beneath the tree for a few more moments before he came to a conclusion.

I'm going to go check on something... he stood up and walked slowly inside. Once inside the building he headed for the stairs to get to the second floor where the Colonel's office was. On the way he passed all the people that had left the office a few minutes before.

"Where's everybody going?" he asked Hawkeye.

"The Colonel has paperwork to do and we left him to get it done." she answered without turning around.

"Huhh..." Havoc continued to walk around, pretending not to go to the Colonel's office, but finally getting there anyway. He knocked on the door twice and waited for the answer. Inside of the usual "Come in," the Colonel himself opened the door.

"Havoc! What are you doing here! I thought you were---"

"Sitting underneath a tree wishing I could find a girlfriend. So you were the one watching me from the window!"

Mustang seemed to flush and he turned back to his desk.

"Colonel?" Havoc asked, taking a chair from the wall and sitting down on it backwards.

"Yeah? Havoc, you know you can just shoot whatever it is across the room if you want to talk. That's how you usually are. Guess there's something bothering you."

"Actualy, Colonel, not only is something bothering me, but I came for your advice.."

"Oh, really? What kind of advice? If it has to do with signing papers, don't bother asking." Mustang chuckled.

"Ummm...how..? How come you have all the luck with the girls? Hell, you manage to take other people's girlfriends for Heaven's sake, including mine might I add! How do you do that!"

"I don't know." Mustang said, shrugging. "When I feel like going out, I'll ask a lady and she'll come! Doesn't matter who she is, she'll want to get out there, too."

"That sounds all to easy." Havoc sniffed incredulously.

"It is. Far easier than I'd like it." Mustang laughed.

Havoc sighed, rested his head on the back of the chair and crossed his arms infront of him. Mustang thought that was quite a pretty sight, and he didn't know why.

A/N: Awww! Havoc sleeping in a chair! I'll have to draw it for you girls, okay? It's sooo cute when he does that!

"Do you know just how hard it is for me?" Havoc asked, teary eyed.

"Yes, I do." Mustang answered.

"But what about how hard it is for me to hear you say how easy it is for you!" Havoc choked back tears that came from the memory of the recent event of Mustang taking Havoc's girlfriend Grace out to dinner. Mustang paused, then he took a chair from the wall and placed it infront of Havoc's and sat down in it the same way Havoc had sat in his.

"No, I'm afraid that I don't." Mustang said with a small smile. Not a ridiculing smile, but friendly and knowing. "Jean."

Havoc looked up.

"What did you call me?" he asked.

"I called you Jean, is that a problem?"

"You...you've never called me Jean..."

"I've called you Jean before! When I say 1st Lieutenant Jean Havoc."

"But not by itself."

"Oh yeah...you're right."

"Colonel?" Havoc said after a pause. "Can you help me find someone?"

"I'll do my best, but it all depends on what you, Jean Havoc, present to her."

----owari----